Riot won't buff Doran's shield because they don't want melee champs to be able to win

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By "melee champions" he means Yasuo and by "win" he means win even harder.

So much flawed logic.... Must resist

Yes, that story can join the other true stories, like Paul Bunyan, and the Fountain of Youth!

It may be that "I think, so therefore I am" but that is a far cry from "I think, so therefore it is true".