Finally, an ADC gets an Ultimate skin!!!!
You see, I was really heartbroken that Pulsefire Ezreal was literally just a legendary skin that got slightly fatter every time he levelled up his ultimate. His voice lines stayed the same the entire time! I'm just so glad that-
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Gun Goddess Miss Fortune seems to have the exact same voice lines, regardless of the chroma you choose in-game! It's not like the four different suits could have matched a different type of personality or anything! It's not like she could have easily pulled off the "Daddy's Girl," "Adventurer/Scientist," "Royal Guard" and "Guerrilla Pirate" roles with ease and distinction or anything!
Welp. That's the second Ultimate ADC skin they fucked up. Another ADC with a talking AI and nothing new or interesting to say or add. I'm still gonna be sad about Pulsefire Ezreal, since I actually own that skin. At least I don't have to blow my load on this new overpriced cash-grab sham!