Well I suck at Assassins.
The key to carrying yourself out of Bronze? HOLY SHIT NO.
Fun fact about me, I don't play assassins. I actually had no idea that the "Assassin" summoner icon from teambuilder existed. I got all of the other ones immediately after they debuted teambuilder/offered the icons, and I had no idea I forgot it.
I got inspired yesterday to play some Akali after god knows how long since I've last touched her. It was fun in early game, when I went like 11/1 and slaughtered everyone, but then every game they just balled up in 4-5 people for the rest of the match. I wasn't exactly in 1 shot territory, so I couldn't do shit to help the team. One game I just wound up stealing my jgler's blue buff to split top all game.
What the hell do you do when they ball like that?