I Would Win More If

My allies stopped forcing fights over the dumbest crap.

This mentality that you're 3 kills ahead makes you invincible is flat out ridiculous.

I am losing more often now to allies who just will not stop fighting.

They chase enemies regardless of who or what it is as soon as the enemy appears on map regardless of what else is going on.

And then when everything goes to pot...and it always does...it's somehow my fault for not participating in a game of Suicide Bomber.

They die over nothing.

Let's say we're about to secure a turret. Rather than finish it off with our collective damage. I get an idiot squishy ally that decides to dive onto the enemy champion soon as they show up...an enemy that can't do jack fucking shit about their turret being destroyed. Then all of my allies abandon taking it out so they can score that one more kill like it's so freaking important that the squishy guy who initiated dies to turret aggro and the rest of my team is dead to the enemy team grouping under their own turret.

And if I'm not there to die right alongside them, it's my fault.

That's just one example.

There are many others and they usually involve being baited by the enemy into unwarded territory.

I mean, they'll even try forcing a fight against a baroned team without any sort of game plan. Why do my allies constantly underestimate the power of the baron buff? Why?

Seriously. You can complain about damage all you want, but if you're not even going to bother trying to play safe and choosing your battles more carefully, then you deserve to have your champion blown up faster than you can blink. It's a shame that the rest of the team has to suffer an almost guaranteed loss over that brainless feeding.