What's the Difference Between a Riot Employee and a Jg Main?

Woodakoodashooda·Nov 3, 2016·244 votes·5,729 views

Nothing.

Players expect them to fix everything while insulting their efforts at every corner.

68 Comments

dominusxNov 3, 201644 votes

JG main can climb out of gold.

RalanrNov 3, 201612 votes

Isn't Phreak in plat?

dominusxNov 3, 20161 votes

wow let's put him a sub for skt now for his accomplisment after 7 years he got plat lmfao.

RalanrNov 3, 20167 votes

...he's still plat though.

dominusxNov 3, 20162 votes

woooooooooooo (magicarpusedfly voice)

SlntReaperNov 3, 20168 votes

Plat is hard

dominusxNov 4, 20161 votes

i can litterally play Nami toplane in plat and have above 60% win ratio with it. now that you say it imma go play nami top for shits and giggles

SlntReaperNov 4, 20162 votes

Ok. Let's go see you carry your games then. Remind me to ask how you climbed.

I Like Things Nov 3, 201619 votes

accomplisment

I'm all for throwing shade but .... really?

######Call me what you will but for the love of all that is holy at least spell properly if you're going to be salty.

dominusxNov 3, 20161 votes

Still making Grammar jokes ain't ya. You know since you can read that and you can even make a reply on the said sentence means you understand it's meaning to the fullest. So instead of trying to be one of the smart pants on the forum try and realise not everyones main languange is English. Can you spell Latin? Can you spell Greek? no? haha newb you can't spell ( this is litterally the image i get from you when you try and correct legible grammar) Edit: yeh i can spell english perfectly i don't need to though.

I Like Things Nov 3, 201619 votes

Yes, yes I am still making grammar jokes. I take them very seriously though.

In order - No, I cannot spell Latin or Greek. The image you get of me is entirely irrelevant but thank you for sharing!

You seem like an intelligent individual so I assume you'll appreciate my candor when I say this; Poor spelling frustrates me, so much that I tend to call it out.

Hope you at least cracked a smile reading this, being uptight on the internet is a waste of energy. [slayer-jinx-wink]

dominusxNov 3, 20164 votes

I guess it's something simillar to me the whole grammar nazi triggers me the same way bad grammar triggers you. Oh well different people different personalities. l4ter mai frend ( eks dee )

q3fogWe6LFNov 3, 201610 votes

You're really good at farming downvotes!!

[Insert image of impressed Obi-Wan here]

It Hertz When IPNov 3, 20168 votes

Shouldn't it be the Anchorman meme?

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/c6/c6e184c37df932d599fc1db174c7c7b2c8caf5400bc6b13d6865c1393f7b3122.jpg

PrimaquariusNov 4, 20162 votes

https://media4.giphy.com/media/3ornk57KwDXf81rjWM/200.gif#1

BloodyTomponNov 4, 20161 votes

I don't know why you're hating on this when some words use the s for the sh sound. E.g., Tissue, assume (depends on accent- I think all American's say tissue with sh, but only some say assume with sh? I could be wrong on that). Anyway, the point is it's not that far from the realm of possibility to spell it like that.

AinTheBrainNov 3, 20168 votes

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/520/073/eb9.jpg

AeszarckNov 3, 20162 votes

{quoted}

Isn't Phreak in plat?

Yeah, and we have people like the Playtest team members who are in Diamond+.

GayFluffyUnicornNov 3, 20162 votes

Afaik Phreak has been consistently dia since s1? Wasn't he top ranked back in s2or something?

ChaosThiefNov 3, 20163 votes

Let's be honest. When you got tons of damage by your side, you can't really lose.

TryndameisterNov 3, 20163 votes

Pretty sure junglers have the highest solo queue winrate of all roles

WASHU HAKUBI ToTNov 3, 20161 votes

Jg become more and more................... hard every change they do,when a jg get a little advantage is really hard to get closer,almost you will lose if your team needs you LeeSin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-2ogZfWVXw

ZelorxonNov 3, 201612 votes

I'm a jungle main and you don't fucking dare to compare me to anything related to riot, apologize immediately.

WoodakoodashoodaNov 3, 20163 votes

I upvoted cuz I'm not entirely sure...

...but I think this...

..is sarcasm.

ZelorxonNov 3, 20164 votes

Oh, thanks kind sir for the upboat, but you can believe me on my word, the snack i'm eating right now doesn't taste any better or worse.

JustMonika13Nov 3, 20167 votes

Truth has been spoken.

MonkeyMadnessNov 3, 20165 votes

The difference is that jungle mains occasionally succeed.

They also generally communicate their intent, unlike Riot.

Bladerunner7777Nov 4, 20163 votes

Wow it looks like you're insulting their efforts at every corner

MonkeyMadnessNov 4, 20161 votes

After the clown fiesta that was season 6, I believe my skepticism is more than justified...

Large MinivanNov 3, 20164 votes

as a jg main I approvehttps://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Mfaabe0e6142f2467ce606fbe2dc1fbdbo0&w=273&h=153&c=7&rs=1&qlt=90&o=4&url=http%3a%2f%2fyahoo201027.blogspot.com%2f2014%2f10%2freview-bobs-burgers-season-5-episode-1.html&pid=1.1

Shadow HazardNov 3, 20164 votes

depends on the riot employee. Meddler is known for well thought responses even if we don't agree with them or think the idea that riot as a company is following is bad, then there are some others who likely need to wear a helmet to just use the bathroom.....

SchàdenfreudeNov 3, 20163 votes

Nope.

Akali rework is comeplete shit, many people don't like plants, and Shaco rework is also trash but people keep telling us to "try it out" because we obviously don't have any intelligence to foresight or hypothesize about what we know.

RalanrNov 3, 201616 votes

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

DoseqisNov 3, 20163 votes

IDK when a jungler starts flaming me for feeding when i died once to a gank it's pretty fun too but when you ask for a gank they are like, "not my job to win your lane" and then proceed to act like a victim and farm for 20 mins then when you lose "literal 1v5 feeding team XD"

ninjaroxasNov 3, 20162 votes

Can we add support to this

The MechENov 3, 20161 votes

{quoted}

Can we add support to this

^ It's always either the jungle or support

agbudarNov 3, 20162 votes

ok serious notion here

if my jungler is 30 cs in and enemy jungler has 130 cs and more kills i start bitchin about it. especially if they basically afk after their first death.

pretty salty atm about junglers.

WoodakoodashoodaNov 3, 20167 votes

M&G

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjmYee2ZfSk

Serious Business

TheMinezNov 3, 20162 votes

A jungler's gold is not directly tied to CS, there is only a correlation. If all jungle farm was equal, then raptors would be worth 4 gromps, more after the jungle changes.

A jungler can also tax a lane for CS, like that time a LeeSin taxed 8 minions after he ganked me when I was playing Singed .

There is also the cost analysis of to gank a lane for a chance to get a kill (I personally only tax absentmindedly after I gank, taking sometimes no farm and sometimes 3 CS.) vs the much much higher chance to get gold from killing jungle camps.

Also, would you prefer to have a 1/0/0 Lee on your team with 130 CS or a 0/1/7 Maokai on your team who is ganking all the lanes all the time taxing very little?

Need Gold 4 TentNov 4, 20161 votes

I don't tax. I take kills, while taking blue Karthus summoner 11 item 3020 item 3041 item 1414 . Just another name to my death note.

Supreme Senpai69Nov 3, 20162 votes

On the flipside when I do a level 2 gank and give my laner first blood, am 6/6/13 and two of those deaths were so my team could live, and I have ten more farm than the mid laner... I'm not allowed to start bitching about it because then I get "hurr durr you never ganked."

I'm salty about everyone ;-; Why do i play this game

NastyMcOutplayNov 3, 20163 votes

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On the flipside when I do a level 2 gank and give my laner first blood, am 6/6/13 and two of those deaths were so my team could live, and I have ten more farm than the mid laner... I'm not allowed to start bitching about it because then I get "hurr durr you never ganked."

I'm salty about everyone ;-; Why do i play this game

You shouldn't

Supreme Senpai69Nov 3, 20163 votes

Ikr. It fills me with toxins and salt.

Need Gold 4 TentNov 4, 20161 votes

When you leave the ranged top to bully your poor melee for 20 minutes while dancing right in front of their turret, you don't get to yell "WTF Jayce 200 cs and NOOB Nasus only 120". Just be thankful he's only 2/0 and not 7/0, that was effort on my part.