If CertainlyT Had Designed the Death Star

Woodakoodashooda·1/11/2018, 2:34:54 AM·112 votes·9,780 views

Episode IV would have been named, No Hope

And the Empire would have won.

48 Comments

RiotInterlocutioner1/11/2018, 6:07:17 PM92 votes

I want to see what would happen if CertainlyT designed a CertainlyT meme.

Tèrminus1/11/2018, 5:03:22 AM62 votes

I thought CertainlyT DID design it.

Its only counterplay was a small exhaust port or something.

BlueThingamajig1/11/2018, 2:43:55 PM29 votes

That's silly, the Death Star had so much fair design and counterplay. All you have to do is keep your planets out of range of it. And with how long it takes to charge up, the laser is so easy to dodge if you're anything faster than a Hutt.

But complaining is what I would expect from some low elo rebel scum.

hoyohai1/11/2018, 5:01:30 AM19 votes

So what you're saying is that CertainlyT should design our military weapons?

We would be undefeatable

Jet Sett1/11/2018, 10:08:24 AM14 votes

It would also have a soft-serve ice cream dispenser and all the galaxy would call the Rebels shit for not being able to destroy the Death Star because "it's so easy!"

Sraeg20131/11/2018, 3:25:05 PM8 votes

If CT had designed Rey she would've been unstoppable and had no flaws.

Oh, wait.

LostFr0st1/11/2018, 2:49:38 AM8 votes

I would have still watched it.

Jofeyy1/11/2018, 6:37:08 AM6 votes

The hubris of a man who's designs are so unstoppable they have no counterplay LOL

DarkSoul19941/13/2018, 4:10:43 AM3 votes

If CertainlyT had designed the death star it would have had an omnidirectional laser that fired instantly with no cooldown.

Friendly Ram1/12/2018, 2:09:39 AM3 votes

If certainly T made the new movies they might actually be good.

ChaddyFantome1/11/2018, 2:36:01 AM2 votes

i c wut u did thar

Jinx Hunter1/11/2018, 4:05:25 PM2 votes

I would be fine with that, I like Darth Vader more then Luke anyways. Dark Side of the Force and force Lightning > Light Side of the Force. The Jedi suck midichlorians. [darius-angry]

LugiaPaladin1/12/2018, 1:43:05 AM2 votes

Honestly just expected a pic of Starkiller Base

Red Wreckage1/12/2018, 5:50:25 AM1 votes

typical CertaillyT circlejerk -- check Star shit wars -- check

perfect ingredients of a shit post

Saibbo1/12/2018, 9:00:49 PM1 votes

It'd have wind shield to protect itself from the lasers

MCNT0521/11/2018, 10:36:52 AM1 votes

Who is this C man you speak of

Linna Excel1/15/2018, 3:06:37 AM1 votes

Actually, it's exhaust port would have been 4x as large but it'd have a way to shield if it someone remembered to click the lantern button.