If CertainlyT Had Designed the Death Star

Woodakoodashooda·Jan 11, 2018·112 votes·9,780 views

Episode IV would have been named, No Hope

And the Empire would have won.

48 Comments

RiotInterlocutionerJan 11, 201892 votes

I want to see what would happen if CertainlyT designed a CertainlyT meme.

SelegunJan 11, 201832 votes

The boards would lose their collective shit because all other memes would be rendered inferior in their eyes.

AMYS GRAVEJan 11, 201826 votes

It would deal %HP true damage to all other memes while stealing a %AP and %AD from them and if they fail their dex check it also blocks all their lols for 1.5+0.25 seconds per chuckle on a 2 second CD with a mana cost of 5.

FlashnFuseJan 11, 201821 votes

Pft, mana costs? Ya right.

CarnicoreJan 14, 20181 votes

It would be like that time Obama said "Thanks, Obama" sarcastically.

TerraRisingJan 11, 20187 votes

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I want to see what would happen if CertainlyT designed a CertainlyT meme.

It would be the ultimate anti-meme: Like the opposite of "The Game."

SpyroTFJan 11, 20183 votes

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I want to see what would happen if CertainlyT designed a CertainlyT meme.

Hey, sorry for asking such off topic things, but do you happen to know the reason behind taking down the Sion Promo page? It's been inaccessabe for a while. And... well... there's a theory that it has something to do with a certain VGU... Swain

Velzard of KozJan 11, 20182 votes

Even If he knew and it meant more, I feel like he'd leave such teasers for Reav3.

Blood MagicksJan 11, 20181 votes

He's writing Swain, he may be rewriting some of the materials to do with him :3

Velzard of KozJan 11, 20182 votes

It would dominate Memes & Games Boards and frustrate thousands of innocent memers who will lose their homes. Also a whale would eat Meddler and large comet would fall down on Riot HQ.

JasiwelJan 11, 201810 votes

All that True damage....

TeCoolMageJan 11, 20186 votes

He would make a new type of damage alongside true, magic and physical damage

False damage

HeimerLmaoJan 20, 20181 votes

The damage that cause enemy abilities to deal their damege to them on casting.

AlmightyJan 11, 201820 votes

Laughing Fish will become Crying Fish, because CertainlyT's meme will overpower each one of his memes.

[vlad-salute]

http://www.auplod.com/u/dpoula9d885.png

Busty DemonessJan 12, 20185 votes

The worst part about this joke?

It's entirely true. [zombie-nunu-bummed]

DeadUnbornJan 11, 20181 votes

it would be extremely fun for him but a complete nuisance for the entirety of the community :p

HeimerLmaoJan 12, 20185 votes

He would get double the upvotes and you wouldn't be able to hit the downvote button, as it would just dash around dodging everything. Let's not forget that if a mod tried to take the post down, he would just negate it with his fart wall.

RiotInterlocutionerJan 13, 201815 votes

A true damage fart wall

CosnirakJan 13, 20186 votes

This needs to be quoted out of context as often as possible.

AmazoXJan 12, 20181 votes

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I want to see what would happen if CertainlyT designed a CertainlyT meme.

A yordle character created by CertainlyT would be stronger than Aurelion Sol lore wise.[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Outlaw JhinJan 13, 20181 votes

Only he would enjoy it.

TèrminusJan 11, 201862 votes

I thought CertainlyT DID design it.

Its only counterplay was a small exhaust port or something.

Ariel the CruelJan 11, 201840 votes

If CT had designed it, the core would have been fully exposed. . . . In a different galaxy.

Rebel's fault for not knowing which galaxy to search.

Velzard of KozJan 11, 20187 votes

Its only counterplay was the user being an idiot who countered himself or being sabotaged by his own teammates. Still fits the designer, tho.

BlueThingamajigJan 11, 201829 votes

That's silly, the Death Star had so much fair design and counterplay. All you have to do is keep your planets out of range of it. And with how long it takes to charge up, the laser is so easy to dodge if you're anything faster than a Hutt.

But complaining is what I would expect from some low elo rebel scum.

hoyohaiJan 11, 201819 votes

So what you're saying is that CertainlyT should design our military weapons?

We would be undefeatable

AlienPrimateJan 11, 20184 votes

I think we kind of already are. Have you ever seen the US military funding compared to everyone else?

hoyohaiJan 11, 201812 votes

I'm Canadian.

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

AlienPrimateJan 11, 20185 votes

The US better watch out if he goes to work for Canadian military engineers then.

Jet SettJan 11, 201814 votes

It would also have a soft-serve ice cream dispenser and all the galaxy would call the Rebels shit for not being able to destroy the Death Star because "it's so easy!"

LostFr0stJan 11, 20188 votes

I would have still watched it.

Sraeg2013Jan 11, 20188 votes

If CT had designed Rey she would've been unstoppable and had no flaws.

Oh, wait.

JofeyyJan 11, 20186 votes

The hubris of a man who's designs are so unstoppable they have no counterplay LOL

Ariel the CruelJan 11, 20189 votes

Myth!. CT's champions have a ton of counter-play. More than most, if not all, other champions.

Of course, part of that is because they can counter-play their own counter-play. XD

Ayame IsakiJan 11, 20186 votes

Yo Dawg... I heard you like counter-play...

[sg-miss-fortune]

LordGeovanniJan 11, 20181 votes

Lul sure-ing up weakness

Friendly RamJan 12, 20183 votes

If certainly T made the new movies they might actually be good.

Virgin RayJan 12, 20181 votes

and just as you say that i figure out disney buys FOX.

DarkSoul1994Jan 13, 20183 votes

If CertainlyT had designed the death star it would have had an omnidirectional laser that fired instantly with no cooldown.

ChaddyFantomeJan 11, 20182 votes

i c wut u did thar

Jinx HunterJan 11, 20182 votes

I would be fine with that, I like Darth Vader more then Luke anyways. Dark Side of the Force and force Lightning > Light Side of the Force. The Jedi suck midichlorians. [darius-angry]