"We HATE braindead statchecks"

Niyumi··2 votes·315 views

... so why did we MASSIVELY buff Shyv, and then buff her again? You wanna talk broken, braindead statchecks, she's the definition of one.

Oh but she's weak, that's right. One shotting drag / baron / everything is garbage, and literally two shotting squishies and three shotting tanks is also just pathetic. She needs more buffs, honestly.

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Rewt4 votes

If Shyv is 5/0 by 9min then that means your team doesnt know how to ward and just pushed up making themselves freelo ganks.

Shyv is 5/0.... You know what I can do when im 5/0 on reksai by 9min? A hell of a lot more than that 5/0 Shyv.

meowwow73 votes

i'm guessing you got beaten by a shyv that bother taking drakes

Niyumi1 votes

She won before she even got a drag. I was playing WW and got drag 3M into the game, but she was 5/0 by the time the next drag spawned, and she LITERALLY KILLED IT IN HALF A SECOND. No one could even go near her without instantly dying.

Combine that pile of bullshit champ with Cait, Riven and Ori... we automatically lost at champ select. But you know, balance is a thing, and it's DEFINITELY the player, not the champ.

Aeszarck4 votes

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She won before she even got a drag. I was playing WW and got drag 3M into the game, but she was 5/0 by the time the next drag spawned, and she LITERALLY KILLED IT IN HALF A SECOND. No one could even go near her without instantly dying.

Combine that pile of bullshit champ with Cait, Riven and Ori... we automatically lost at champ select. But you know, balance is a thing, and it's DEFINITELY the player, not the champ.

Video or it didn't happen. Dragons don't die within a half a second.

meowwow71 votes

unless it's a 5 man premade all with smite

Niyumi1 votes

Okay, not literally half a second, but it died within 5s easy. Later in the game I watched fire drag go from 5k to 1.3k in half a second. I'll get a video after this game then.

Aeszarck1 votes

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Okay, not literally half a second, but it died within 5s easy. Later in the game I watched fire drag go from 5k to 1.3k in half a second. I'll get a video after this game then.

Ok, that sounds a bit more reasonable. I have a problem with people saying "literally" when something definitely isn't true, especially if "literally" is in all capital letters.

Violet Fields1 votes

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Ok, that sounds a bit more reasonable. I have a problem with people saying "literally" when something definitely isn't true, especially if "literally" is in all capital letters.

Try talking to a nine year old over the discord who says "THAT'S SO BROKEN DUDE, I'M SERIOUS," you know he's not serious, he's just looking for attention.

HeresyHorus2 votes

WTF with ADC players complain about stat - checking when they are the biggest and worst ( cuz aa range ) stat - checkers the game has to offer ?

it doesn't make any sense, unless ADC players dont know what stat - checking means.

i rather prefer allowing Shyvana to stat - check me cuz shes melee and i know i fuked up my positioning if she did, unlike ADC who stat - check u form half the screen and with constant +450 move speed thanks to item 3086 items.

gabetheguy1 votes

I got rekt by a shyvanna and she's broken: the post

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