Why does Zed get so much good stories in all these threads?
"Omg zed literally just instakilled this minion wave while chunking 50% of my hp" "Omg zed just ulted across the map and we were so close to killing him and winning the game but he R'd back to his shadow and instakilled our nexus" "Omg zed just killed my ADC and then 4v1'd everyone else" "Omg zed just 1v5'd"
I hope you realize that giving any champion a good story makes them look good

is balanced LOl