Never thought Legend of Zelda would describe League of Legends so perfectly.

"It's dangerous to go alone."

But the second part is not included ("Take this!"). Where is the love? Where is my free sword? Why is there not an old man in a cave just sitting around waiting for me to come?

Next champion should be some old guy who hands out sword to every teammate saying "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!" when he gives them to you.