Junglerism; Like feminism, for junglers

Visigoth·Apr 1, 2015·90 votes·4,759 views

Are you tired of laners taking your camps, but flaming you for taxing? Then junglerism is right for you! Do laners get mad when you lose an objective because your smite was down, despite you telling them that? Then junglerism is right for you! Have you been yelled at because you got the kill instead of an assist? Then junglerism is right for you! Are you being treated like a second support, despite playing an assassin? Then junglerism is right for you!

Stop descrimination, choose junglerism.

85 Comments

RetillinApr 1, 201540 votes

You are nothing but a SJW. (Social Jungle Warrior)

Creamy SeamanApr 1, 201532 votes

Wage gap myth.

ShrikesnestApr 1, 20151 votes

It's about ethics in games journalism.

EnkidusmurfApr 2, 20151 votes

I kinda think you wanted downvotes for this one. I'll oblige. ;)

Count BuffonApr 3, 20151 votes

Great, now I don't KNOW WHAT TO DO anymore.

4nth0l0gyApr 1, 201516 votes

As a jungler, I lol'd

(but seriously fuck solo laners)

(Hail Hydra)

ZeralyosApr 1, 20153 votes

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As a jungler, I lol'd

(but seriously fuck solo laners)

(Hail Hydra)

Indeed, hail item 3074

SmokingPuffinApr 1, 201516 votes

#YesAllJunglers

TrumpetApr 1, 20152 votes

"#NotAllLaners"

Nin10do0014Apr 2, 20151 votes

#LanerGate

Nin10do0014Apr 2, 20151 votes

Wait... that supports Laners... NO!!!

RavenKouhaiApr 1, 201512 votes

Do all of your lanes go 0/2 before you've even cleared your second camp?

Tell those dirty junglists to stop oppressing you.

HeWolfApr 1, 20157 votes

Lanists*

FantasySniperApr 1, 20152 votes

Wait, have we been saying "racist" and "sexist" wrong all along? >.>

HeWolfApr 3, 20151 votes

There is not a counterpart of "racist" other than "not stupid". Same with "sexist".

However, with "machism" and "feminism", we have the same duality as "junglism" and "lanism": You take the name of the part you take over the other.

BluePolarizerApr 1, 20153 votes

These lanists make my life harder. This is why we need jungleism. They need to stop doing that.

Rinky DinkyApr 1, 20159 votes

inb4 "We drink Laner Tears" coffee cups

AazzlanoApr 1, 20155 votes

{quoted}

inb4 "We drink Laner Tears" coffee cups

As a jungle main... I need this.

warpenguin555Apr 1, 20158 votes

Also no matter what, all lanes are feeders and substandard bronzies because if they were any good they would be in the jungle :D

BluePolarizerApr 1, 20155 votes

Lanes is for those low intellects who only have reflexes.

Jungle is for those with good strategy and brainpower.

VisigothApr 1, 20156 votes

And before someone makes a stupid comment, this is a joke if you couldn't tell.

TonyTonyMordecaiApr 1, 20157 votes

Wh- whaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

SlushieDeeApr 2, 20152 votes

But you do bring some good points about laner entitlement. omg jungler ganked my lane and is taxing to make up for time he could have been farming i have to go steal his camps even though i got kill gold. I've even been supporting and I see mid getting salty at the jungler for "never ganking" and "making" him lose lane even though mid was feeding like all hell. Mid proceeds to COUNTERJUNGLE OUR JUNGLER. Ugh.

COWmanLordApr 1, 20156 votes

Team up with the members of supportism and fight for the equality of all!

MaganarApr 1, 20152 votes

As a former support main... that is now a jungle main...

Yes pls!

Seriously though, they're the two scapegoat roles. Support is always ignored when making plays; jungle is blamed when they do nothing wrong. Support can never peel hard enough to a ADC that thinks they are untouchable (obv the support's fault for not saving them even blowing exh and all spells); jungle always is the one that "threw the whole game" with one missed smite... against an objective that had more hp than their smite and it was stolen by an enemy ultimate...

Ugh.

Malix FarwinApr 1, 20154 votes

Where do you go if the following happens?

You ping your jungler not to gank because you are oom and then enemy has a clear advantage but they still jump in and die?

You dont tank jungle creeps yet jungler randomly walks into your lane while you are still there and just takes cs for no reason

Your jungler has smite yet still refuses to take objectives and forces you to solo them.

Your jungler is behind and is still invading enemies jungle and dieing?

We can all blame laners but sometimes Junglers are trash too.

Eraest97Apr 1, 201535 votes

OP is trying to spread the word of Junglerism. Take your Lanerism heresy somewhere else!!!

EnkidusmurfApr 2, 20152 votes

"Lanerism"? Come on. There's no such thing as "masculism," is there?

Then again . . .

EQUALITY! Masculism confirmed.

BluePolarizerApr 1, 201526 votes

Get out laner scum.

SinlaireApr 1, 20154 votes

reminds me of a game i played almost a week ago. Malphite top Graves adc Leona supp Veigar mid jungle (myself)

we had range, tanks, CC, aoe damage, and burst.

20 minutes in. all lanes losing and they're asking me why i didnt choose a tanky jungler.

um, wut? with a malph and leona already on the map with Veigar cage + graves blind + both their burst and Leona CC to make them sit? and you wanted me to go tank even when they still cant kill? yeah. screw laners. #Junglerlife

KaisadiIIaApr 1, 20152 votes

Vi is not a tank, but she is tanky. That complaint has no sense.

SinlaireApr 2, 20152 votes

that's kinda what I said.

granted my build was swift boots, trinity force, stalkers - warrior enchant, Black Cleaver

so clearly not her tankiest build. build with Malph, leona, veigar, and graves, i kinda thought we had cc and defence covered.

Beoteu holdeoApr 1, 20154 votes

Are you tired of everyone trying to blame someone else, and flaming you? Then intelligence is right for you Do laners miserably fail lane then blame others? Then being an idiot is right for them! Have you had junglers never gank or take points? Then being useless is right for them! Are you being treated like a trash by your adc who has 20 farm 10 minutes in? Then sadly warding is right for you!

Stop whiny, stop blaming others and choose carrying your own games.

This message brought to you by someone who sucks at the game and realizes it is her own fault.

SinlaireApr 2, 20152 votes

Realism

its for this guy ^^

Count BuffonApr 3, 20151 votes

Vayne "Joke? What do you mean? I have no time for nonsense."

Yandere CarryApr 4, 20151 votes

Lucian "I ain't got time to make jokes."

Mecha MaIphiteApr 1, 20154 votes

I agree, junglers are oppressed, laners are all the same.

DeusVultApr 1, 20154 votes

Do you believe that you can carry a family of four while farming the jungle? Then junglerism is for you

Joe DreddApr 2, 20152 votes

your reasons are just as fucking stupid as feminism too

bad arcade kittyApr 2, 20152 votes

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your reasons are just as fucking stupid as feminism too

isn't it a satire on both whining junglers and feminists

Joe DreddApr 2, 20151 votes

no the op is serious

MaganarApr 3, 20151 votes

No... go and read the comments before posting your own.

And before someone makes a stupid comment, this is a joke if you couldn't tell.

That is several comments above this, and before you posted.

I mean, really? The OP commenter actually stated the obvious SPECIFICALLY so people like you wouldn't make this mistake. And you didn't read it. Because you not only missed the obvious, but then also made an assumption on top of that. -_-

ButterwoodApr 2, 20152 votes

We junglers are not pets laners can keep on a leash and call on whenever they please!!!

...but they still need to provide a leash. Seriously, please, otherwise I'll start behind the enemy jungler...oh, you're AFK and dancing in a bush? Mmkay.

#JunglerProbz #Hail item 3074

iLumaApr 2, 20152 votes

Please, for all that is heavenly, make a promotional poster for this. Rengar

KonidiasApr 1, 20151 votes

I wouldn't be mad at junglers if they didn't start a wolf camp while the enemy is 100-0ing our mid turret.

Like... you can come back and kill the wolves later... Defend the freaking tower.

edit: then I yell at the jungler and his response is "I'm low" as he sits at 50% hp and all he had to do was clear out the wave and be PRESENT at the tower for the enemy to back off.

R33LNAUTIApr 2, 20154 votes

I wouldn't be mad at laners if they didn't stay to farm while I'm trying to get a drag down after pulling off a good gank or if they didn't choose to back from an empty lane with full hp and mana while i'm pinging the enemy jungler that just jumped me at my buff Like... you can get back to farming/after we secure a drag/our jungle

edit: then I yell at the laner for dying after overextending in his lane with no wards and his response is "I'm not support" and all he had to do on his last back was clear out that last 75-150g and just WALK to the river and press a button before proceeding.

Spacesuit SpiffApr 2, 20153 votes

Or even, god forbid, use his trinket. Seriously, I think now that adcs switch to the blue one they just forget it exists.

Also, adcs will farm instead of helping do drag. But they'll leave the farm to help contest one. Endlessly frustrating.

MaganarApr 3, 20151 votes

Seriously, and if you upgrade the blue trinket, it's also a WARD with huuuuuge placement range - a visible ward, yes, but that's all it takes to spot out someone approaching. People - and that includes junglers, because I keep seeing people in just about every role forgetting this - need to be upgrading their trinkets omg! These trinket upgrades have gotten really good, especially the green/yellow one! (Unless you have a red so that you don't have to smite raptors and the enemy team has no stealth, then it's ok to prioritize other things, but even then... it is pretty cheap lol.)

The stereotypical adc main (every once in awhile you meet a nice, knowledgeable one and praise the matchmaking gods) is so toxic for these reasons. "My farming is what will carry the game," they say, when you need help on an objective, so they let you lose objectives because their farm is OMG TOO IMPORTANT, but then, when you don't get dragon because you don't have the damage to take it on your own before someone spots you out attempting it and you're low from no help, suddenly "I can't carry the ****ing game without you getting objectives when they have all these dragon bonuses because you couldn't take any, scrub!" So, your farm is going to carry the game and therefore you can't help with objectives, but without me getting objectives you can't.... carry the game... that you said you would be doing with the farm...

To quote you: "Endlessly frustrating."