Dear Team Member Who Keeps Split Pushing...

...you are not a split push champion, please group. We win teamfights and your presence is much needed. Now for the 10th time PLEASE STOP SPLIT PUSHING AND GROUP....

1 of 2 things happens every time a team member decides to split in a non-split push team, its usually the ADC too.

1. We lose pressure because its a 4v5 or they engage on us and kill us
2. They rotate to your lane and catch you out or we are forced into a split fight in the jungle where they have the advantage...