To All The People Posting About Quitting

Stephenizgod··259 votes·25,212 views

Please stop... Good for you, you are quitting... fine... quit. Talking about how you are going to be better for it and all this crap, i say bs you will be playing again in like a week, but whatever. Honestly its ridiculous, you need to wait 2-3 weeks tops for the game to be balanced to a state of normalcy. You don't like the changes? Thats fine and i respect that but don't come to the boards and post about how you are quitting because no one cares, also i can see that you are still playing... Its even funnier when someone is using a smurf so you can't tell if they are still playing lol.

90% of you are not quitting, the 10% that are quitting are probably just done with the game and that is fine, but please do us all a favor and just quit. Riot isn't going to notice and for every 1 person that quits 20 more join. Sooo you are not proving anything specially since its only been 1 patch and the game isn't even close to where its going to be in a few weeks.

To those quitting, good bye now stop posting about it.

Incoming Down Votes

EDIT: Well its been awhile and I've noticed something, a lot of people are calling me a hypocrite. Yes my post is indeed a complain post complaining about complainers, i see that, i knew it when i made it. Still though a lot of you are telling me my post is worthless, i shouldn't have posted, i can't silence others so should stop posting, etc. All of those statements are themselves hypocritical which makes you a hypocrite as well lol. Just like I can't silence these posts i dislike, you can not silence me. So before you comment "this post is hypocritical" just remember 20 people before you have already said that lol. Anyways thanks for reading and leave a comment, positive or negative doesn't really matter.

EDIT 2:
#Hawkefire (NA) - about an hour ago

Stephenizgod (NA) - about 4 hours ago: "Wth lol how do you not see this... I am asking them to stop posting"


Hawkefire (NA): "EXACTLY. Stop telling them to do that. You can disagree with someone, but don't tell them to simply shut up because you disagree with them."

I mean do you guys not see the contradiction in your arguments? In the same comment he tells me to stop because he disagrees with me, but then says you cant tell someone to stop because you disagree with them... Im legit baffled. Are you guys understanding my pot calling the kettle black comments now? It can not be any clearer than that.

313 Comments

RiotGharris75 votes

My Jungle Bard game has never been stronger. THIS IS MY TIME!

Each new season brings a plethora of tentative changes - and can sometimes be a bit of a rocky road. The guys/gals working on the new season changes are working their butts off to tweak everything to perfection, but it takes a bit of time to do so.

Stephenizgod22 votes

Oh hey look i caught a Rioter! I've never felt fear like when i realized i was going to lose a 1v1 against the enemy Jungle Bard...

I agree! I try to tell people to give it time, to sit back and wait out the unbalance. Give feedback on something that bothers you, try to be respectful and helpful, constructive criticism is always helpful as long as it is constructive. If you can not wait that long (2-3 patches as well as several hotfixes) then quitting is not such a bad idea, even if its only temporary. I really dislike the posts about people quitting as if their lives are ruined by the changes, they act like they are being personally attacked and most of them even have the gall to insult League and Riot. Its ridiculous! This is an ever-changing f2p game, its going to change , sometimes not positively at first, but ultimately we are getting to play for free so can anyone honestly complain?

Anyways thanks for stopping by.

RiotGharris29 votes

You've got a good attitude, man. Respek http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4516657/ali-g-respect-o.gif

Berry Blast2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Gharris,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=syk73GXO,comment-id=001100000000,timestamp=2015-11-20T00:23:42.822+0000)

You've got a good attitude, man. Respek http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4516657/ali-g-respect-o.gif

just kicked you out of my team builder for jungle bard :o

RiotGharris17 votes

Yeah, that happens a lot </3

GhastlyGhoulMan10 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Gharris,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=syk73GXO,comment-id=0011,timestamp=2015-11-19T23:55:26.980+0000)

My Jungle Bard game has never been stronger. THIS IS MY TIME!

Each new season brings a plethora of tentative changes - and can sometimes be a bit of a rocky road. The guys/gals working on the new season changes are working their butts off to tweak everything to perfection, but it takes a bit of time to do so.

How in the world do you build jungle Bard? What/where do you start?

RiotGharris42 votes

I've been toying around with hybrid damage; http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2011767839/213646167?tab=overview

http://i.imgur.com/lOaBGp0.png

I start at Mr. Toad with Q, then start laying down W's as I need them through the jungle. You should be able to clear everything but Red the first clear with three health pots and a machete. I then go straight for a sated devourer for those sweet sweet double procs on meeps + Spellblade.

You start hitting for massive damage, and people can't really build against it.

I then rely on Ghost instead of Flash + Bard's maneuverability to make plays/escapes.

Everyone at the office hates me for doing this. I love it.

Bard + summoner 11 + summoner 6 = Good times.

jama65518 votes

"Everyone at the office hates me for doing this. I love it." ive met my favorite rioter post more plz ty, also do you do anything else? gangplank adc maybe?

RiotGharris33 votes

As far as I know, I was the first guy at the office to play Support Rek'sai back when her AP ratio on her rocket thingy was 1:1. Good times.

Also, I'm all about my new Garen Turbo Proxy (TM.) technique. I'll give it to you for five internet hugs.

TotalJerk18 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Gharris,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=syk73GXO,comment-id=00110001000000000001,timestamp=2015-11-20T01:23:30.450+0000)

back when her AP ratio on her rocket thingy was 1:1. Good times.

You're probably the one that got it nerfed.

RiotGharris20 votes

This might actually be true :(

That has been tossed around a lot. Oops.

RiotGharris54 votes

Okydoke - here's the secret:

  1. Pick Garen (because someone else is already Jungle Barding).
  2. Get outside the enemy base all sneaky-like: http://imgur.com/7ALfdbB
  3. Flash over the wall when minions spawn (Your incredible tactics will blow the enemy team's collective minds, and they will panic): http://imgur.com/XJiCuUU
  4. Herd the minions together and kill them with that E: http://imgur.com/g6mRWSN Note: you need to wait to the last second to aggro the ranged minions, so all five are in range of your E.
  5. TP to top when the enemy top laner teleports to come gank you: http://imgur.com/H16XTqS
  6. Be Garen and regenerate all your health, be level 2, and pummel top lane when the other guy eventually gets back:
    http://imgur.com/OdWUOWG

Fortune favors the bold Bard.

Wullf32 votes

you are disgusting

like, really and horibbly stinking piece of meat

and i like that

Lithium Rosa9 votes

I'm literally laughing my ass off, this is so dirty. I love this kind of stuff, always play like this in normals. You are amazing bro, all the adc sona, top tanky kat/yasuo/vn ,hybird xin, ap Janna mid and support ap panth I played are nothing compare to your geniusness

Aerothal1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Gharris,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=syk73GXO,comment-id=0011000100000000000100010000,timestamp=2015-11-20T02:35:04.224+0000)

Okydoke - here's the secret:

  1. Pick Garen (because someone else is already Jungle Barding).
  2. Get outside the enemy base all sneaky-like: http://imgur.com/7ALfdbB
  3. Flash over the wall when minions spawn (Your incredible tactics will blow the enemy team's collective minds, and they will panic): http://imgur.com/XJiCuUU
  4. Herd the minions together and kill them with that E: http://imgur.com/g6mRWSN Note: you need to wait to the last second to aggro the ranged minions, so all five are in range of your E.
  5. TP to top when the enemy top laner teleports to come gank you: http://imgur.com/H16XTqS
  6. Be Garen and regenerate all your health, be level 2, and pummel top lane when the other guy eventually gets back:
    http://imgur.com/OdWUOWG

Fortune favors the bold Bard.

you are advocating a level 1 proxy to get early lane advantage? but in exchange for that you blow both summoners. and that works? Props man.

RiotGharris6 votes

Who dares, wins.

DazedOnlooker2 votes

Why do you hate humanity soo? do you enjoy watching the world burn?.

I'm jk this is genius, i had my siblings giving me weird looks because im laughing my butt off at this mini guide...i don't have garren...but i want to try this with another champ..like lulu or something, this looks too hilarious xD

Hyrum Graff2 votes

{quoted}

I don't have 450 IP

ftfy

Melledoneus5 votes

Has Morello threatened you with a nerf to Bard jungle yet?

"I did it to Irelia, I can do it to Bard. Leblanc Mwohohohohoho!"

maikokk1 votes

do you do bork? triforce? liche bane? wits end? nashors?

i did it devourer into bork into tanky stuff for a few games and enjoyed it last season. is he any better in the jungle this season for any reason?

RiotGharris12 votes

Here's what I've been playing with: http://i.imgur.com/lP2D0dr.png

Kobold2 votes

I'm going to guess that the only reason you have reasonable queue times in Teambuilder is due to you having riot in your name, my friend and I had over a hour wait just for me picking kha mid as no one was willing to play with that. I even tried to go as solo in teambuilder and had an hou wait before someone accepts me.

IcyPepper3 votes

the only reason you have reasonable queue times

I don't believe people see your username until after they accept you into their team.

So if people see him, they'll just see jungle Bard first. They have to take that plunge before seeing it's a Rioter.

ShadowParker1 votes

Does Devourer actually proc twice with Bard and his meeps? Or does it just use 2 meeps up at once?

RiotGharris19 votes

Yes.

ShadowParker8 votes

Yes to which part?

Tidecaller Nami5 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Gharris,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=syk73GXO,comment-id=0011,timestamp=2015-11-19T23:55:26.980+0000)

My Jungle Bard game has never been stronger. THIS IS MY TIME!

Each new season brings a plethora of tentative changes - and can sometimes be a bit of a rocky road. The guys/gals working on the new season changes are working their butts off to tweak everything to perfection, but it takes a bit of time to do so.

Tell them that all they're ideas for this preseason have been awful so far

Crocogodzidilla5 votes

My god, I'm from Europe and even I know the difference between "their" and "they're". You should be ashamed of yourself sir.

chipi992 votes

My Poppy build could whup your Bard 's ass any day. Malphite me IRL Bro!

RiotGharris9 votes

I'll ult myself IRL. Invincibility!

OnlyGragasOnlyGG45 votes

Actually you just posted another thread about quitting :D

KaisadiIIa3 votes

More like a thread about threads about quitting. A metathread.

Stephenizgod29 votes

Dont forget to down vote and rage at me

Jack º11 votes

vi-versa the "incoming downvotes" ... more like incoming upvotes! [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Lucifer15 votes

I haven't been posting about quitting, but I will say I have played quite a bit less lately. I've personally never disliked a preseason as much as I dislike this one. It appears many of my friends feel the same way, as they haven't been playing much either. I think it's kind of important that Riot takes notice that many people are annoyed with some of the changes, and maybe should re evaluate some things. Not saying everything about this pre season is bad, but it seems really half-baked.

Stephenizgod7 votes

Im not a fan of a lot of the changes myself, mostly because a few champions are too strong and turrets too weak. Have you looked on Surrender@20 though? they are making a lot of changes for the better. I really do understand wanting to quit the game, i just don't agree with the approach people are taking.

Lucifer8 votes

A lot of the changes are actually pretty terrible. Blatantly overpowered ADCs like Graves are getting love tapped, and they're still implementing the minion changes, despite games snowballing out of control way too fast. All that's going to do is continue to snowball games, especially at a higher level of play, where people know how to pressure objectives. The turret changes are also really pretty minor, especially considering the nexus turrets are incredibly weak. So many things are bugged out and not working correctly. I expect that for the first week or so, but not at this point.

AlsoJinxBot7 votes

{quoted}

A lot of the changes are actually pretty terrible. Blatantly overpowered ADCs like Graves are getting love tapped, and they're still implementing the minion changes, despite games snowballing out of control way too fast. All that's going to do is continue to snowball games, especially at a higher level of play, where people know how to pressure objectives. The turret changes are also really pretty minor, especially considering the nexus turrets are incredibly weak. So many things are bugged out and not working correctly. I expect that for the first week or so, but not at this point.

There are some updates/changes that actually make me wonder if they even bothered to take the time to test it. The Juggernaut update made a handful of champions to do a pretty stupid amount of damage with insane survivability (Garren, Darius, Mord). When you see updates like that and the most recent pre-season changes to ADC's like you mentioned, how can you not see that they are pretty overpowered? I'm not sure if this falls on the Riot Teams for not testing it enough before throwing it on the PBE or a lack of PBE players really noticing them.

Regardless, over time iv seen riot heavy nerf/buff people in the past. Now they seem to do very small nerfs/buffs each patch so the change of being broken or too nerfed isn't likely. Its odd how it goes from small tip toes of > Example: Zeds AD on Q was looking too strong. 40-55-66-70 to 42-57-68-73. To huge buffs to the ADC's and how much Crit AD's are getting at such a fast pace.

When playing Ranked you practically have to ban whatever is currently broken, rather then trying to ban out a potential popular team comps or counters. Really the ban system is used to stop all the broken champions from ruining the game for you.

Solaxo12 votes

{quoted}

Incoming Down Votes

"waaaah I'm scared of downvotes so I'll write that reverse psychology so they won't do that! That will show them!"

And thanks for proving that Riot doesn't care

Hard Penetrator11 votes

To All The People Posting About What Other People Should Do

We don't care.

Don't waste your time because ppl won't obey random guy from the internet.

SexySoapTurtle11 votes

If the quitting threads really bother you then don't read them? I mean its common sense.

The Ecdysiast9 votes

It's even worse to make a thread on boards just about how you dislike the other threads on the boards. :l

Sergmeista8 votes

Gotta love the league community. You're absurd. By you bitching about other people quitting you're literally doing the EXACT SAME THING. Bitching about other people bitching.

Stephenizgod3 votes

Oho I see, i tell people to stop bitching and this is absurd... but to post 100 posts a day constantly bitching about one thing or another while giving no helpful or constructive criticism whatsoever and threatening to quit or already quitting, even though its only been a week, is not absurd?

You sir are absurd and so is your comment, besides its not even original someone already called me out on my hypocrisy.

Sergmeista13 votes

The problem is you aren't helping. You're sitting here bashing people for being frustrated with the clear unbalance of certain champions/items in the game. Instead of bitching about others why not focus on trying to do the things you mentioned in your comment. So that Riot listens and fixes it. You would think a multi-million dollar corporation would have all of the content they released tested out before hand instead of releasing it to the public and having it take months for them to get the game to where it's actually decent to play. To where you can actually outplay someone with a champion. Not like it is right now. You can pick someone like graves and just literally win a game. Because everything is so unbalanced right now.

Jason the other8 votes

Well i downvoted but only because you told me to

Snowball4u7 votes

actually its going to be like 6-10 weeks before its fine again, since 2 weeks is only one patch

but agreed

Stephenizgod4 votes

true true, but still the PBE already has some pretty good stuff that will fix a lot of the issues, except the lucian nerf i dont understand that.

MilfHuntUnitXJ95 votes

{quoted}

normalcy.

Really dude?

Get outta here with this thread.

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