Let's say 1.5 seconds +0.5 seconds for each attack, max 5 seconds? would eliminate a lot of the vehement hate I have for this champion. Sure you can dive in and 1v5 but if you get caught you shouldn't get an escape card by pressing R
He's supposed to be an undying terminator who split pushes. His passive already is a ramp up. Changing a champ because of what you hate may be what others love. It's a grueling problem in balance, but the ultimate has plenty of counter to it. Like many hate teemo for dying to a mushroom, but without his mushrooms what would he be as a champion other than gutted. if you hate trynd top play something to give him the same feeling, 
that's how you turn something that works into a gimmick that doesn't work half the time.
Brand ult should keep bouncing forever as long as he's running away.
