Derper, stop derping!

Hey guys, semi rant, but honestly just an open letter of request to some ADC players out there. Not you, Im sure your fine... its all the OTHER ADCs Im talking to.

Please stop:

Going all in at level 1 just because I hit the enemy with my skillshot...If I land some CC on a poke at level 1, and you walk out of position to land some AA on them... then the enemy sup and adc punch you in the face I cant help you I JUST USED MY ONLY ABILITY! WERE LEVEL 1 DONT GO ALL IN!

Shoving the wave unless youre trying to back to buy items, or if you just killed the adc/sup and the other is too hurt and will be zoned. Most any other time unless youre like 2 kills up and know where the enemy jungle is, your asking to get ganked.

Sitting on 2 wards while I ping the shit out of my trinket cool down and ping the river, then my trinket some more, then the river. The CS you lose warding that bush is nothing compared to the CS you lose on the grey screen cause you couldnt be bothered to ward.

Tilting cause you died 2-3 times while the rest of the lanes are killing it. Yeah, I know being behind isnt fun, but we are currently winning the game overall and if you will just contain your childish outburst and negative emotions long enough, you may get back into this game when we group up and you start getting the assist. Reach up, grab thine tatas, and bring calm upon them.

Flashing under their turret for that last hit to kill them... Its stupid, you will die, just stop, pls.

Now not every ADC has these problems. At least half of them are aware these actions are bad on paper, but forget to avoid them when the action starts.

Knowing the difference between poke, and an opening doesnt seem hard, but in the past Iv hooked people with Blitzcrank, and did a full rotation combo under my turret and my ADC thinks "Now is the time to chase them 3/4 of the way down the lane and turn the winning trade into my own death." When I ask wtf they were thinking, they said "You shouldnt grab them then!"

I mean... Wave management is a game winning skill, but your lucky if your ADC has it and didnt get to their rank being a mechanical savant while being a strategic shithead.

Warding is hard, see the strategic shithead comment.

Iv had several ADCs lose their fucking minds over little shit like mid/jg ganks and they dont get the kills, missing skillshots cause the enemy flashed to avoid them, and telling them ANYTHING no matter how obvious and then they just want to quit... pathetic.

I know this isnt just ADCs. The players that perpetuate these behaviors just seem to be attracted to the bot lane marksman role... and Riven and Yasuo, but mainly the "ADC" role. If they could stop doing some of these things, it would help them be in more winning games, even if they dont carry the game. Winning is the goal right? Or would you guys be satisfied to carry your team, but lose? You sure act like not carrying and winning is a reason to act an ass.

Ok, semi rant with some advice thrown in over.