How to piss off each laner on your team

PhantomGG··10 votes·1,107 views

Top: sees a perfect teleport opportunity, pings his teammates he is going in, team for whatever reason without even warning the top laner chose to not go in, top laners tp is now wasted-

Jungle: Give a laner first blood, ganks again, gives the laner a second kill, two minutes later the laner jungler fed gets SOLO KILLED by the 0 2 0 opponent

Mid: Notices his laner has been missing for three whole seconds, makes a educated guess that opponent is roaming to the bot side and he won't make it in time for a counter roam, so he warns the bot lane to be careful. Bot lane than proceeds to push and gets killed. Bot lane than shouts "CONTROL YOUR LANER! WHERE WAS THE MIA?!" even though YOU GAVE THEM A DAMN WARNING TEN SECONDS AHEAD OF TIME. (i main mid so this one is personal..)

ADC: ...many ways to do this one actually -Entire team picks a carry. Fiora MasterYi Leblanc Lux so poor Jhin legit has no one to peel for him

-ADC just wanted to play safe than out of nowhere level two Leona Goes all in and feeds and proceeds to blame you -Sona (or any other mage support) proceeds to go full AP and skips sightstones, making going into the jungle suicidal for the adc -MasterYi Comes out of nowhere to dive your enemy adc and feeds a kill and blames you for not following up So many ways to piss off a adc lol

Support: Taric plays the entire fight like a god, doing the perfect ultimate onto all five of his teamates, to completely counter Brand burst and combo, to effectively save his team, to then begin the counter engage by summoner 4 ontop of the enemy Vayne so your team can kill her but out of nowhere your Cassiopeia gets caught out so you rush to her and shield her, heal her, so she can have the peel to turn the fight and kill everyone, but out of nowhere it looks like Jax the final survior is about to save the game and kill you and Cassiopeia but you saved your summoner 3 just for him, effectively killing him as you stun lock him, and you want to know what everyone says after your team wins the fight.

"wow Cassiopeia you're so good"

Taric item 3070 item 3070 item 3070 "why won't anyone notice the support and what they do for team?"

15 Comments

DragonShea4 votes

As a top laner I fucking hate it when I have to TP somewhere and people don't follow up.

When that happens I can only think of two works: MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

AFilthyCaitMain1 votes

i lold

PhantomGG1 votes

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As a top laner I fucking hate it when I have to TP somewhere and people don't follow up.

When that happens I can only think of two works: MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

i just bluntly tell myself after it happens "welp, never teleporting to help team again unless it's the legit most perfect tp oppurtunity ever"

DragonShea1 votes

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i just bluntly tell myself after it happens "welp, never teleporting to help team again unless it's the legit most perfect tp oppurtunity ever"

I actually had a good moment to TP in one of my recent games tho' A Darius was TP'ing bot and I followed up and killed him.

In my mind i was thinking: You think you can get away from me motherfucker?

Sire Hippington2 votes

That's why i usually roam to other lanes and then use TP to get back to my own lane instead....can't trust your team to play around your tp. Though i hate it more when my botlane screams for TP ganks but never puts down a proper ward that i can use for it.

five pebbles1 votes

that's happened to me so many times that i don't even tp gank anymore

DragonShea1 votes

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that's happened to me so many times that i don't even tp gank anymore

One reason why I rarely TP bot is because Tower are made of wet paper. so if they are not guarded then it's First tower blood to the enemy team.

GayFluffyUnicorn1 votes

In my last game i told my bot "i have tp advantage i try to make a play maybe". 5 Seconds later my botlane drops a ward in the middle of the lane, hard engages, get ganked by jungle and the midlaner tping. I tped like a second after the enemy mid and just canceld it because bot died anyways. Our tristana: OMG YOU SAID YOU GANK OMFG WHY DO YOU TP 5 MINUTES LATER AFTER YOU SAW GP FOR FUCK SAKE FFS BLABLA SHIT TOP. Me: Yeah lemme just tp in front of riven so she cancels me?????? And i said i TRY TO TP not " I TP NOW DROP WARD AND ENGAGE".

DragonShea1 votes

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In my last game i told my bot "i have tp advantage i try to make a play maybe". 5 Seconds later my botlane drops a ward in the middle of the lane, hard engages, get ganked by jungle and the midlaner tping. I tped like a second after the enemy mid and just canceld it because bot died anyways. Our tristana: OMG YOU SAID YOU GANK OMFG WHY DO YOU TP 5 MINUTES LATER AFTER YOU SAW GP FOR FUCK SAKE FFS BLABLA SHIT TOP. Me: Yeah lemme just tp in front of riven so she cancels me?????? And i said i TRY TO TP not " I TP NOW DROP WARD AND ENGAGE".

Dropping a ward in the middle of a lane is stupid unless you are lee sin. Also, they should help to set your TP up you can come and help them, instead of them braindead engaging the enemy and dying for it.

It's their fault for not coordinating properly.

AFilthyCaitMain2 votes

i feel adc and supp on a personal level

Sire Hippington2 votes

Well, i think for every lane the easiest way to piss em off is haveing a jungler overcommit to a gank and then donate doublebuffs to their opponent. Or when you are behind and wait for the minions to finally reach save territory so you can catch up a bit, and then some ally comes in and clears the whole damn wave infront of you(and to top it he then complains about your low CS)

Lord Phazanor 1 votes

Excellent except than=/= then.

xXRaichopXx1 votes

I can really relate the ADC and Jungle roles...

PhantomGG1 votes

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I can really relate the ADC and Jungle roles...

me on jungle: well that was a complete waste of time -sighs-

xXRaichopXx1 votes

The best part is, I main Jhin ADC so when you put "poor little Jhin" I had to upvote.

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