I'm so fed up with the balance team after this patch

I'm just going to lay down things in points

1. Aatrox - really glad he hasn't gotten any nerfs, I feel a real joy and accomplishment when he's played mid lane against me and completely shit stomps on me because you can't dodge his first Q if he uses his dash with it at the last second, then you need to outplay his second Q by walking into him, which only puts you in a shittier spot because that means he gets to land his 3rd Q on you all while healing from the oh so generous kit you gave him. He's broken as shit and anyone who says differently either doesn't play against him in high elo or doesn't know his matchups at all.

2. Akali - fuck this champion, and fuck you guys for not making her kit more friendly to play against

3. Graves - Yeah :) just leave him top pick for the entirety of season 8, he's not broken at all, he doesn't do insane damage with the current itemization and have insane fucking durability with red smite/dash

4. Darius/Fiora - Really glad we gave them buffs for absolutely no fucking reason at all, but sure, keep listening to your "internal data", it's getting you oh so amazing feedback from the community

5. Sion - Feel like I'm shooting myself in the fucking foot laning against this cancer piece of shit, really glad we nerfed garen and yorick tho, because they were huge problems right? Why the fuck are you reasoning the buffs to Darius/Fiora/Renekton to see more play in pro play when shit like Sion is the reason they aren't played.

6. Nocturne/Rengar/Kha/Eve - I thoroughly enjoy getting fucked up the ass with a 20 inch pole from one auto attack/Q, great balancing, much counterplay

7. Yasuo - Never getting nerfs because???????????????? He's been getting micro buffs for like an entire year and a half now

8. Jhin - Takes you 4 patches to address this fucking shit? wait a minute, not even 4 patches, you guys started TO FUCKING TALK about addressing it 4 patches in

So much fucking stupid shit in this stupid dog shit dumpster fire of a fucking season, honestly if I had any authority over this balance team, you would all get fired and replaced with ex LCS pros or people that utilize there brains more than there small dicks in the office to harass females