Welp, goodbye Zoe.
Since the assholes that play this game can't be bothered to read telegraphs or think about how a champ works, Zoe was nerfed so hard that she's basically a troll pick at this point. Best part is that Zoe wasn't even broken or particularly strong compared to a lot of other mids, and most of the people complaining about her have never once played her, and have no clue what they're talking about.
Not like it really matters though. In a game like League, you have to appease the crowds of idiots, even if it's not the right thing to do. That's just how F2P works, and that's why we used to laugh at the concept (in America).
And now, if Zoe ever gets buffed back into viability, she won't be anything like the champ we were given. Meddler is talking about making the damage portion of her W an important part of her kit, which means she still won't exist in lane, and will have a lot of her damage on a passive, automatic source that isn't fun to use, and has no counterplay for opponents. But, thing is, you can stack MR against it and ignore it, and it doesn't require you to think at all or dodge or anything, so that's ideal for Riot. Lowers her skillcap, and makes it easier to abuse her in game.
So, just like Poppy before her, we're going to tear her kit apart until she's just a shell of what she used to be. It's neat when every champ you enjoy is just destroyed because of idiots complaining they're too weak or too strong.
I enjoy League, and I'd like to keep playing it, but it's hard to want to when the company in charge of it just doesn't care about anything other than income potential.

says hello.
and my favorite kit on
in the five years I've been playing, and this year my favorite champion and only Mastery 7 to date was literally deleted and replaced with this dude
well and am getting wins and making my opponents unhappy, and if I and other tentacle enthusiasts make enough of them unhappy enough for long enough I am sure she'll get foam tentacles too.