List of real cancer champs

UdoIkOSc4u··1 votes·1,101 views

Ahri Cassiopeia Ekko Fizz Irelia Kalista Kennen Leblanc LeeSin Morgana Nidalee Poppy Swain Thresh Vladimir Vayne list of champions who noobs think of being cancer Aatrox Akali Blitzcrank Chogath DrMundo Fiddlesticks Fiora Fizz Gangplank Garen Heimerdinger Jax Karthus Katarina Malphite Malzahar Nasus Pantheon Renekton Rengar Riven Skarner Teemo Udyr Vi Vladimir Volibear Warwick XinZhao Yasuo Darius Tryndamere DO you notice something? the real cancer champ always get played in the lcs(except poppy but i had to add her) while the other champions if they gets played a bit in the lcs immediately nerfed fuckin this means that riot only listen to noobs

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LaowPing6 votes

I feel like this is just a list of champs that annoy you and your griefing over why the champs you don't like didn't get nerfed.

Mecha MaIphite2 votes

Aatrox DrMundo Skarner Teemo

I have never heard complaining about any of these champs in the past year (except Teemo, but that's more of a joke than anything)

Nesmith2 votes

My English better than you English.

Joking, joking. Anyways, I agree with LaowPing that this is just:

"... a list of champs that annoy you and your griefing over why the champs you don't like didn't get nerfed."

You see my friend, there are a few things I'd like to talk about.

The first being you shouldn't ever talk about "cancer" or cancerous things that way - ever. My mother was diagnosed with stage 3 breast cancer and lived, but the road from discovery to defeat was lathered in hellish things I don't wish to speak about anytime soon. Calling things like these champions "cancer" honestly makes me want to beat your ass.

Second, there's a thing in LoL called "counter-play," and until you can learn to understand it, you shouldn't be talking about how these champions are broken in any way. Granted, I do agree some of these champions have abilities that have minimal if any counter-play at all (Fiora's Blade Waltz, Fizz's Playful/Trickster, to name a few.) However, there are ways to counter these champions, and until you can figure out what it is, don't talk about it at all.

Finally, what the hell are you talking about with:

"the real cancer champ always get played in the lcs(except poppy but i had to add her) while the other champions if they gets played a bit in the lcs immediately nerfed fuckin this means that riot only listen to noobs"

Let's be real - talking shit like this without real evidence just makes you look bad, not to mention your grammar is god-awful, and your persistence on the topic is dull and lame all around. Saying, "the real cancer [champion] always [gets] played in the LCS," does two things: confuses us as viewers, since we don't know who the "cancer champion" is, and also makes you seem like an asshole.

Is this really the image you want? I suggest you take this post down, or so help me I'll report it with this comment in the image I submit, so they understand you're aware it's here.

Only Play Darius1 votes

Please keep roasting idiots like this guy. I love it.

Sooko2 votes

Fizz is on both lists

Nameless Voice1 votes

Why are Vlad and Fizz in both lists?

3TWarrior1 votes

swain made it to the LCS? is that why his abilities still do so much damage, he just has a terrible overall game because it's almost impossible for him to farm until he gets free kills?

LoLKiru1 votes

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swain made it to the LCS? is that why his abilities still do so much damage, he just has a terrible overall game because it's almost impossible for him to farm until he gets free kills?

I'd argue that his early game is absolutely terrible, but his mid to lategame is great.

Swain's auto animation is easily one of the worst in the game, but like all things its fine with practice.

He's pretty good overall (though not to the point that i'd call him overpowered in the slightest)

3TWarrior1 votes

pretty much, and the only thing he has is last hitting, he doesn't have abilities to waste on creeps other than his W, which does minimal damage, and his ult, which somehow eats way more mana than it should XD

jDVL20eCYs1 votes

cause ops think high skill champs = cancer why they never cirkel jerk about annie. cause they can play her and abuse the freelo. they get mad cause they get rekt by lb and ekko, but when they play the champs them self they fail horrible and they cant admit they are just bad so instead they go to boards and cirkel jerk about them

TheRakkun1 votes

Kennen?

Schlachsahne761 votes

Aatrox Hahahahahahahahahaha

UdoIkOSc4u1 votes

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Aatrox Hahahahahahahahahaha

IDIOT see what i wrote

Schlachsahne761 votes

He is nowhere being a cancer champion

EffectFX1 votes

LCS is not the sole determining factor for whether or not a champion is strong or not.

Vistha Kai1 votes

So you say Ahri or LB is worse than Tryndamere who AFK pushes your base and you can't really do anything about it, if his team is even slightly competent?

Ayy, lmao.

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