So i was Teleporting bot...

Hot Belly Dancer·Sep 2, 2016·141 votes·4,935 views

I went to poop, took a bath, cooked food, ate, took the dog out, went to bed, woke up, went to china, came back... and it still was teleporting*[slayer-jinx-catface]*

83 Comments

YoungFarmerSep 2, 201682 votes

Still not as long as a morgana binding

DukuesSep 2, 201618 votes

Towards the end of last season and beginning of this season I used to main Morgana support. I started playing different roles where I don't play Morgana anymore. Now when I get hit by one of her binds I just freak out at how long it is.

Feels so good binding people. Feels terrible being the binded player.

nice tableSep 2, 201649 votes

towards the end of last season i got binded by morgana and towards the end of this season i still am binded.

fkthsnameshtSep 3, 20162 votes

I'm that Morgana (ctrl+3)

Vistha KaiSep 2, 201612 votes

Not to be that guy, but it's "bound".

Qiy4naSep 2, 20166 votes

bondage

EastoSep 3, 20165 votes

I'm in.

rtbf225618241Sep 2, 20165 votes

Actually 5 seconds is longer than 3 seconds ya know.

Gnart Even CloseSep 2, 20165 votes

*4.5 seconds

A half second makes a huge difference in League

rtbf225618241Sep 2, 20161 votes

What?

Root Duration: 2 / 2.25 / 2.5 / 2.75 / 3.

(From League Wiki)

I think you're wrong on this one.

RaffyQuackSep 2, 20165 votes

teleport is the 4.5 seconds ,not the root

rtbf225618241Sep 2, 20161 votes

I was obviously not talking about the Teleport duration. I said that the root duration is shorter than the Teleport duration.

OldZileanWasBestSep 2, 20168 votes

you literally make no sense, stfu

MelledoneusSep 3, 20163 votes

We need more people like you.

OldZileanWasBestSep 3, 20164 votes

i've been permanently banned 15 times, you sure?

rtbf225618241Sep 3, 20161 votes

One more then.

TwinkieProSep 3, 20161 votes

You still aint making sense, sush child, back to your union.

rtbf225618241Sep 3, 20162 votes

It's your own problem that you can't understand. Go back to school.

BardfulSep 3, 20164 votes

no because you mentioned both the time of teleport and the time of root then told the person you were talking about the root time when they corrected you on the teleport. It was an understandable mistake.

rtbf225618241Sep 3, 20161 votes

Still not as long as a morgana binding

(Teleport) not as long as a Morgana bind)

Reply:Actually, Teleport is

"Teleport is 4.5 seconds not the root."

Yeah i went wrong with the duration but then you started doubting about what i was talking about for the sake of...idk, looking cool? Like who gives a shit? I already made my point. Teleport is clearly longer than Morgana's root not the other way around.

MelledoneusSep 3, 20161 votes

Dude, just leave.

ArkatraSep 4, 20161 votes

I should just grab popcorn before coming to forum. [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

RaffyQuackSep 4, 2016

yeah but the other person was correcting you about the tp duration, which is 4.5 seconds, and he even said "a half second makes a huge difference". and im pretty sure 3 -> 4.5 is not a half second difference

point is, that person was talking about teleport duration, you thought it was the root duration.

rtbf225618241Sep 4, 20161 votes

Yeah i said i mistook the TP duration but i was talking about how TP is longer than Morgana bind as opposed to "Still not as long as a Morgana bind.".

Non Non BiyoriSep 3, 20161 votes

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Count ZubatSep 3, 20165 votes

And 10 seconds later, she snares you again.

JofeyySep 4, 20161 votes

Quick random question, were you ever an actual Senpai karate instructor in a place called Woodbridge?

dominusxSep 2, 201644 votes

yeah the average tp is . Bot gets ganked at 10mins you start your tp by the time you arrived enemy is doing elder

Velzard of KozSep 2, 20167 votes

So basically it's like Morgana's Q, but teleports you once it's finished.

ChaosThiefSep 2, 20163 votes

At least you can use spells while snared. You can't do anything while teleporting.

dominusxSep 3, 20163 votes

yeah it's long but at least it lets you move across the map. Rito always thinks about us! <3

ManiacalCoyoteSep 3, 20163 votes

Yeah, but it would take less time if you used summoner 4 to get accross the map. And only .

ZhireSep 2, 201638 votes

I TP'd and got a afk warning

NiaphimSep 2, 201641 votes

TP into Morgana's Q - banned for afk.

ZhireSep 2, 201610 votes

fuck

EastoSep 3, 20162 votes

This is true, happened to me a couple times.

President Swa1nSep 3, 20161 votes

TP'ing into a teamfight with Lux Morgana Caitlyn Sion Malzahar

gets you xj9'd

The Yetii RiderSep 2, 201612 votes

"We here at Riot Games understand that occasionally our players need time to do their homework, play some Hearthstone, or file their taxes. So we will be increasing the channel time of Teleport."

Michael SykesSep 3, 20161 votes

or the queue times at the beginning of the season lol

sdsdfdfSep 2, 20167 votes

looool. complain about tp being antifun and overpowered, tp gets nerfed, go to the boards and then qq about TP being underpowered, while its still a very good choice for top and sometimes mid. wonder why lol community is so bad

DarkSunSovereignSep 2, 201617 votes

I'm pretty sure the people complaining about tp being OP aren't the same as the ones complaining about it being UP.

sdsdfdfSep 2, 20161 votes

tp was too strong and now its balanced. anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong

ManiacalCoyoteSep 2, 20167 votes

It WAS balanced, but Rito nerfed it because their preciou$ $pecial $nowflake, $qui$hy, $kin-buying mark$man main$ bitched loud enough about how it was sooooo unfair that the top laners could come down from their island and end their killing sprees.

sdsdfdfSep 2, 20166 votes

nope. it got nerfed not because some random tards bitching but because of its dominance in higher elo/competitive

ManiacalCoyoteSep 2, 20162 votes

Yeah, the LC$ $pecial $nowflake $quishy mark$man main$ didn't like getting butchered by the top laners, and they and their fans are the ones who buy the most $kin$.

MelledoneusSep 3, 20163 votes

Can you stop replacing every S with a $ sign before you give me cataracts?

It's worse than Cobra from G.I. Joe, I swear.

ManiacalCoyoteSep 3, 20161 votes

It's only because they're the players that Rito is pandering to. Because those squishy ADC mains buy the skins.

Note: I'm guilty of this, too. I've got every single Nasus skin.