PSA: The jungler is NEVER wrong

vfactor95··10 votes·862 views

If, by utilizing their all-encompassing knowledge of the game they decide that you, a filthy laner are deserving of a gank and it goes wrong it is ALWAYS the laners fault, never the junglers. If you even suggest otherwise you will get reported and banned.

And yes, Rengar needs to take every single blue buff, don’t you dare even ask for it Anivia. It doesn’t matter that the opponent has gotten every blue buff after the first, pushing you in, and then diving you with the enemy jungler for easy kills. It’s your fault for not warding. And he’s still not gonna gank because you it’s not his job to win your lane.

Jungler caught out counterjungling without wards? Why the hell didn’t you drop that 20 minion wave at tower and teleport to go help him? It’s because of trash laners that don’t help their jungler that people lose games.

Jungler wants to gank but you haven’t hit 6 yet while the enemy has? That double kill was your fault, also reported for spamming retreat pings and chat with “don’t gank”. The jungler knows best you brainless laner, and don’t you ever forget it.

Remember folks, when in doubt always ask yourself WWJD: What Would your Jungler Do?

17 Comments

Krigjer3 votes

First I downvoted. Then I read it.

vfactor952 votes

I expected nothing else

Krigjer1 votes

I upvoted afterwards if it makes you feel better. I guess these forums can't take a joke.

vfactor951 votes

It's kinda sad that people can't recognize satire this obvious

EndlessSorcerer1 votes

Are you really surprised that people just assume it's another rage post, downvote, and move on considering how many players create these threads seriously?

Axests1 votes

even after reading through the post i assumed it was just a rage post about junglers

WalkingInACircle2 votes

Remember that all jungle creeps are the property of the jungler, even after laning phase, and that taxing your lane is fair and important teamwork.

vfactor951 votes

Finally someone around here gets it!

/s

(It kinda sucks knowing no one will catch sarcasm if i don't outright say it)

grumpyfrogy2 votes

Jungler:ganks top lane at lvl 1 and tries to tower dive as the laner is backing

FIRST BLOOD

top laner: dude wtf was that

jungler: STFU ITS ALL YOUR FAULT ITS ALWAYS THE SHITTY LANERS FAULT FOR NOT HELPING ME

top laner: but dude that would have been an easy doublekill for them

jungler: FUCK YOU THE JUNGLER IS ALWAYS RIGHT

10 minutes into the game and the jungler has tried to tower dive by himself and kills himself

mid laner: dude jungler you kinda need to stop feeding you are kinda pulling us behind

Jungler: the jungler is never wrong and you will be reported and banned from this game its always the shitty laners fault

*jungler ends up 0/12 and had the same "jungler is never wrong " thing to say, and so they lost happily ever after.

junglerboy161 votes

As a jungler myself, you are wrong in two ways:

  • First, Junglers can be and often are wrong (I know this for a fact, for obvious reasons).

  • Second, you don't need to be totally snarky about it, we know we mess up, and acting all high and mighty with your sarcasm doesn't do you any good either (because everyone knows just how bad laners are to their junglers too).

vfactor954 votes

Really? Because every since Sky released his "5 reasons why your jungler hates you" every league forum is filled with jungle mains who complain about how shit their laners are and anytime anyone suggests something even remotely contrary to that they get downvoted into oblivion.

This forum has a giant circle jerk of jungle mains with a victim complex and I couldn't think of a better way to call it out than using satire. Your downvote is appreciated thank you and have a nice day

junglerboy161 votes

I personally hate that guy's videos because they are so negative and sarcastic on their own. They show part of the truth, yes, but they are also extremely biased (he claims he is a jungle main). He did make a video about how junglers mess up, but that only made me even more distrustful of his opinion since one of the very first things he said was essentially "since I don't always get jungle, I know there are some really bad junglers out there." He basically is saying that he is always right, not that junglers are, but that he is, so I wouldn't ever reference his opinion for anything outside of a joke.

EndlessSorcerer1 votes

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?

Red Frostraven1 votes

Oh my god. The majority of board users are junglers?!

One day, I'll be one too! Teemo

Onegarion1 votes

At first I thought this was a raging post with the downvotes. Then I realized that its another satire that people just don't seem to understand. I've upvoted in hopes that people realize that its satire without having a giant "/sarcasm." I wanted to do my own satire in response, but it always sounded mean lol

Frozted1 votes

As a jungler main, I approve this message. WWJD. This post is completely spot on and deserves recognition world wide.

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