New Item: Bracelet of Invincibility.

Niyumi·Jan 23, 2017·3 votes·594 views

So yeah, I have a new item idea! It's called Bracelet of Invincibility! It ensures that, even if you fuck up hardcore, you can still win every fight you take part in, 'cause you're just that good.

Bracelet of Invincibility

60 AP
60 Armor
20 Spell Pen
Passive: Invincibility: When you fall below 30% health, you gain a shield for half your health, and gain 50 AP, 20% spellvamp and 20% lifesteal until you exit combat. 90s CD, shared with similar items. Costs 2800g.

Ring of Lesser Invincibility

30 AP
30 Armor
Passive: Lesser Invincibility: When you fall below 30% health, you gain a shield for half your health. 90s CD. 1300g.

These items sound kind of broken, don't they? Though, they kind of sound familiar too...

14 Comments

Meep ManJan 23, 20173 votes

Your passive aggressive nature of dealing with such a topic both entertains and disgusts me.

NiyumiJan 23, 20171 votes

Happy to both entertain and disgust you. ^^

But if I complain about these items in a serious fashion, then people just get upset, so I have to make it into a joke.

PureSilvrrJan 23, 20171 votes

item 3155 item 3156 item 3053 right?

NiyumiJan 23, 20171 votes

Sterak's is fine, only any good on tanks, and isn't as broken. I'm mostly talking about Hexdrinker and Maw of Immortality.

Twitch ChatJan 23, 20171 votes

Half of AP itemization has durability and mage players whine about hexdrinker LUL

NiyumiJan 23, 20171 votes

Sure, a lot of AP items have health on them, but a 2700 HP champ with no resists will die faster than a 1900 health champ with a free giant shield and all kinds of resists.

Hexdrinker and Maw need nerfs (I'd just entirely remove them myself, all kinds of passive power for no reason, and rewards you for fucking up).

Twitch ChatJan 23, 20171 votes

Let's pretend zhonyas abyssal don't exist

NiyumiJan 23, 20171 votes

Zhonya's, the item that just delays your death by a couple seconds? Yeah I know it's a thing, but it's nowhere near as good as Maw -- on top of all the other itemization options AD champs have.

And Abyssal doesn't help you against AD champs. It makes you take a tiny amount less magic damage, and do 10% more damage with magic (Like 50 per spell, on your average mage) -- but it doesn't make you invincible if you fuck up.

Twitch ChatJan 23, 20171 votes

Zhonyas is weaker than it was before but you still buy it because you need it. Same way AD needs hexdrinker to avoid being oneshot by syndra R.

Also abyssal 60 MR apparently "makes you take a tiny bit less magic damage" but maw's 45 MR is "all kind of resists"????????

NiyumiJan 23, 20171 votes

Maw, combined with higher base MR because melee, combined with lifesteal, combined with merc treads... yeah, you're not killing that AD champ any time soon if you're AP.

Twitch ChatJan 23, 20171 votes

Wow it's not like AP champs have scaling armor or an anti AD boot choice :^)

Mecha MaIphiteJan 23, 20171 votes

Here's another item to consider.

Obvious Exaggeration

70 AD
50 MR
10% CDR
Active: Enter stasis mode, taking no damage and ignoring CC effects but losing the ability to move. Stasis wears off in 10 seconds or when this item is reactivated. 20 second cooldown.

NiyumiJan 23, 20171 votes

I mean, I didn't really exaggerate that much. I donno what the exact stats are on Maw and Hexdrinker, but I know the cost and the CD on their shields -- and, assuming you have ~1800 health, Maw's shield is ~400-500 depending on MR, which is damn near a third of your health, and gives you 45 MR to boot.

Zhonya's is more built to avoid things like Zed's ult (he still kills you afterwards though), Cait ult, things like that. It can't be used in combat effectively, unlike Maw which makes your combat effectiveness skyrocket when you fuck up and lose a lot of health.