Idiotic Passives?
I'll go through those you named
Tentacles everywhere that heal her
Thats her entire Kit really, and she's a juggernaut, i don't see whats wrong personally
%max health true damage and healing
She's made to be a hyper carry, percent true dmg is how you do that, also, as a Skirmisher, she should beat tanks, this is how.
Invisibility if standing still or in a bush
This is conditional, has a long time to activate, and if you don't have pink wards and sweepers for this guys shrooms, your doing something wrong (those sweepers work for his passive too)
Cooldowns are dropped if an enemy you hit dies in the next few seconds so easy pentakills
One CC means she is dead, she needs to pick the right time to go in. WAIT THOUGH, IM NOT SAYING SHES HARD TO PLAY (she isn't) but her passive is most of her kit seeing as the rest of it has lower dmg than you would think
Invisibility entirely
Riot knows she's toxic and will rework her, so yea its dumb, they want to fix this.
Tower diving failsafe or living if you take too much damage
How is a shield an idiotic passive? Is Shen's passive dumb then? Hes tanky, this makes sense
Literally impossible to hide in any bush
At the condition of having permanent floating high damage orbs
Low health, don't worry! You can just stay under tower for a moment and get all your health back
Only in the late game, early game its good, but you're exaggerating. Hit him once every 5 to 10 seconds or so and no problem.
UnBEARable regeneration
Again, tank, this passive is fine
Forget the teamfight at top I'll be farming my AP
Your description is inaccurate, he can now farm his AP in the teamfight. Also, hypercarry, this passive seems fine to me
Literal free life steal
Riot are reworking, but sustain on someone I'm assuming they want to be a drain tank is reasonable
Also free life steal
So he can still build tanky and be useful, if he built life steal he'd be much worse
MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN AND I'M THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE
Extremely useful with ult or w for jungle as well
You thought you escaped with low health after killing me? It would be such a shame if I could attack you after my death and then ult you
Karthus is a Lich. Hes made to go in and die, his kit isn't long range (other than ult) If this was anything else, he'd be the worse champ in game (hes already not good)
I can kill you after I die
Fan service of old ult i suppose ( i don't get this passive either)
That god damn crib chance
Lets be real here, its annoying in lane to be crit by it. But this is not why you hate trynd, its the ult.
Double crit chance and a free shield
Somewhat overloaded i suppose
You decided to teleport back to lane? I'll only attack the minion you are teleporting to a bunch and then absolutely murder you when you appear
If your dumb enough to TP next to a jax late game, you deserve this.