why can't fizz stay on his pole forever?

If he stayed up there forever, a lot of people would be happy.

I was gonna say because he isn't balanced but yours is good too.

I was expecting the joke is already heard 100 times "cuz he is unbalanced" thank god you actually made a funny joke instead

But even if it was possible he would feel lonely up there :/

I came expecting some terrible balance joke. So, so, happy It was not. http://media0.giphy.com/media/wTzPSxZBqSove/giphy.gif

original.

o:

(no sarcasm btw)

Theories: Fizz has a chronic fear of heights. When Fizz jumps on the spear, the points dig in a bit and he has to get off before being impaled. Fizz isn't allowed to stay up there. It's an offishial law. Fizz is horribly unbalanced. What goes up must come down.

actually he can

Why can't Fizz stay on his pole indefinitely?

Because he's unbalanced. :^)

thanks for the laugh

ayyy

Hah... HAHAHAHA.

Somewhere, Phreak is happily f*pping off this beautiful pun joke of yours lol.

Lack of balance?

Thought this was gonna be that same tired, unoriginal joke. Then you went and surprisedme. Bravo sir. Bravo.

Gotta go fast

TELL ME BATMAN WHY DID FIZZ FALL OFF HIS STAFF? BECAUSE HE IS SO UNBALANCED

lol im a fizz main and yeh u can hate but i only play him rarely now cuz i realized how annoying he is to play against and i felt bad. so now i like playing other champs like Wukong and Sivir. But there will always be the fizz main trolls who just want an easy elo boost. although fizz can be countered by champs like Leblanc and really anyone who can force an e and get him to miss his ult, he is still incredibly unbalenced I will even admitt that.