why can't fizz stay on his pole forever?

Lady Hammerlock·Aug 28, 2015·92 votes·3,188 views

simple its against the laws of fizzics

28 Comments

Kitty DarkstarAug 28, 201544 votes

If he stayed up there forever, a lot of people would be happy.

Lady HammerlockAug 28, 20152 votes

so true xD

Blue Moon WolfAug 28, 20159 votes

use it once a game. on use, you are stuck up there and the game becomes a 4v5 till the end of the match.

this would be the best thing since the Bilgewater event :,)

ArtilleryfrostAug 29, 20153 votes

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this would be the best thing ever :,)

FTFY

IcyPepperAug 28, 201541 votes

He'd finally be balanced.

MorsigilAug 28, 20152 votes

UNDERRATED POST

Maximum MordeAug 28, 201513 votes

I was gonna say because he isn't balanced but yours is good too.

Lady HammerlockAug 28, 20152 votes

i was bored at school and this popped up in my head so yeah xD

Actually xPekeAug 28, 20157 votes

I was expecting the joke is already heard 100 times "cuz he is unbalanced" thank god you actually made a funny joke instead

But even if it was possible he would feel lonely up there :/

Kuroi86Aug 28, 20153 votes

Don't worry, Elise Darius and Pantheon would drop by to say hi now and then.

gubigubiAug 29, 20154 votes

I came expecting some terrible balance joke. So, so, happy It was not. http://media0.giphy.com/media/wTzPSxZBqSove/giphy.gif

BoxpencilAug 28, 20153 votes

original.

(no sarcasm btw)

ScribbsAug 29, 20153 votes

Theories: Fizz has a chronic fear of heights. When Fizz jumps on the spear, the points dig in a bit and he has to get off before being impaled. Fizz isn't allowed to stay up there. It's an offishial law. Fizz is horribly unbalanced. What goes up must come down.

Lady HammerlockAug 29, 20151 votes

GengarAug 29, 20153 votes

actually he can item 1334 item 3165

CardmantAug 28, 20152 votes

ayyy

Lady HammerlockAug 28, 20156 votes

if he stayed up there to long his hands would get tired and when he lands he would be fizzicaly impaired

FowusAug 28, 20152 votes

thanks for the laugh

Not KatarinaAug 30, 20152 votes

Why can't Fizz stay on his pole indefinitely?

Because he's unbalanced. :^)

Stars ShaperAug 28, 20151 votes

Lack of balance?

ShaftyMegeeAug 29, 20151 votes

Hah... HAHAHAHA.

Kitty ClarissaAug 29, 20151 votes

Gotta go fast
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BeatzBoyFTWAug 29, 20151 votes

Somewhere, Phreak is happily f*pping off this beautiful pun joke of yours lol.

Whatevsman97Aug 29, 20151 votes

Thought this was gonna be that same tired, unoriginal joke. Then you went and surprisedme. Bravo sir. Bravo.

289skaterAug 29, 2015

TELL ME BATMAN WHY DID FIZZ FALL OFF HIS STAFF? BECAUSE HE IS SO UNBALANCED

lol im a fizz main and yeh u can hate but i only play him rarely now cuz i realized how annoying he is to play against and i felt bad. so now i like playing other champs like Wukong MonkeyKing and Sivir Sivir . But there will always be the fizz main trolls who just want an easy elo boost. although fizz can be countered by champs like Leblanc Leblanc and really anyone who can force an e and get him to miss his ult, he is still incredibly unbalenced I will even admitt that.