Riot are scumbags. Ezreal is being kept broken to fking sell their skins

GripaAviara·May 20, 2019·4 votes·939 views

How do they justify that broken piece of ADC that not only has hypermobility but can abuse the hell out of from half the screen away making himself a kite master.

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IllabetheMay 20, 20194 votes

Here's what I don't understand, and it may be biased by the fact I'm a guy:

Ezreal is not even a "Hot Guy." He's a Juvenile guy that embodies everything that women/men generally hate:

-Self Absorbedness -Shallowness -Whiny Voice -Wire Frame -Too Girly

I'm not afraid to say..... I do evaluate men's attractiveness when I meet them (I am still hetero, but I appreciate good personalities and builds in both/all genders), and Ezreal has no quality of attractiveness. He's not even really a "Bad Boy, " for those who would argue edginess or alternative.

In other words, I don't think Ez's popularity has ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIS APPEARANCE/PERSONALITY.

I think, Ez has been popular simply because he's the go-to "Safe" Adc pick. People like the range/uninteractive nature of his Q FAR more than they like how he looks. They like the fact his kit has a built in flash, where most adcs struggle to have some mobility. They like his global ult clearing waves and chasing down missed kills.

You can pick up Ezreal and Game 1 you will do 30k damage and get a decent score. Not because he's broken or anything, but because his per hit damage is large enough to be annoying.

So ...... I don't know why they keep making Ezreal skins. None of them are exactly impressive. His Ultimate skin literally is the equivalent of a Legendary now, because it was developed before Ultimate became a thing. His other skins generally all look like attempts to make you question his sexual orientation, or overmasculinize a champ who obviously isn't.

Its All SkillzzMay 20, 20193 votes

but hes not broken lol. He barely holds a 50% win rate and he is all skillshots.

JaspersMay 20, 20193 votes

His play rate is high, his win rate shouldn't hit 50% based on that. Although I agree he's not 'broken'.

SaezioMay 20, 20193 votes

Winrates without playrates say fuck all. IF he had 5% playrate sure 50% aint an issue. If he has triple that though....

Also, counting his E as a skillshot is the same as saying flash is a skillshot.

The thigh guyMay 20, 20192 votes

Found the hashinshin

SaevumMay 21, 20191 votes

He also barely suffers changes to itemization because he is different. He is certainly special because of that.

And i disagree with those who think that he is broken. He breaks items, but he is almost insta checked when he does. I am still thining that Gauntlet should be taken out from his options.