"I am a _____ main and here is a change that would really help out _____"

Marshbouy··57 votes·4,240 views

"It also happens to completely break their kit."

EDIT: make the unsolicited buff requests stop omg

A lot of you are also missing the point. I don't mean the kind of post that's like "Master Yi is in a bad spot right now so a 10% buff to his highlander AS steroid would be warranted" I'm talking "Teemo is in a bad spot right now and needs a scaling 10-30% slow on his E DOT" or "Jax is in a bad spot right now and needs AD scaling true damage plus a few hundred more free stats on his ult"

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Nasuuna37 votes

I am a Lux main, and they need to change her ult back to finales funkeln

Z3Sleeper12 votes

That would break ESports cuz casters can never pronounce it right.

Veraska1 votes

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That would break ESports cuz casters can never pronounce it right.

Like lux would ever get picked in pro play

BladeSingularity4 votes

She was picked during All-Star 2016...

sir d wreck7 votes

I would hope that any caster worth their dollar would take the 5 seconds it takes to learn to pronounce it. I thought that name was great.

koshkyra2 votes

please yes

Hashihime2 votes

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I am a Lux main, and they need to change her ult back to finales funkeln

no change it to master spark

Friendly Ram23 votes

I'm a braum main and braum needs to generate poros every time he 4 stacks his passive on a champ.

renowned player6 votes

Or have little poros explode outward as debris on a Q hit

Friendly Ram4 votes

Santa braum has poros pop out for the fully stacked passive.

Eedat20 votes

"Double the ratio on X ability, +1 second cooldown. Fair yes?"

Pierce The Veal13 votes

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"Double the ratio on X ability, +1 second cooldown. Fair yes?"

Well like if it's Karthus Q lmao.

Ionian Vulpix15 votes

I am an Ahri main and I want her tails to be fluffier

PhearBunny13 votes

I am a Nocturne main and here is a change that would really help out. Q Trail gives vision. Q Trail allows Nocturne to avoid unit collision. ^.^

Ralanr14 votes

To be perfectly honest I’m surprised he doesn’t have the ability to avoid unit collision.

Pierce The Veal8 votes

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To be perfectly honest I’m surprised he doesn’t have the ability to avoid unit collision.

He does. His Q gets rid of unit collision while standing on trail.

Now if only it actually worked most of the time. It's really buggy and it still makes your character auto path around minions and shit quite often. Not to mention for the longest time it actually turned on unit collision if you had a phantom dancer.

Plus the rest of his kit is also pretty buggy. His w doesn't work half the time, for example.

Craft Zeppelin2 votes

I'm surprised you didin't ask for a buff to permanantly make the enemy teams screen black lmao

nice table11 votes

i'm a volibear main and if you removed him from the game it would really help my MMR

Marshbouy4 votes

ha!

Ariel the Cruel9 votes

I am a Twisted Treeline main, and here is a change that wold really help it out:

  • Address the bot problem that new players have to spend 100+ games to begin to escape.
  • Actually try to balance some of the map's most egregious outliers. (Nothing big, given the state of SR lately.)
  • Stop pretending it doesn't exist.

Even Rito shouldn't be able to break too much with these changes. (>_>)

TheBearJew095 votes

I am a Chogath main, and if they reverted his e change I wouldn't have to hear how broken he is. I actually just miss maxing e first, building ROA and Nashers. Makes wave clear insane.

Homotrisexual2 votes

My god someone who gets me, I said the same thing.

FirewaterDM5 votes

I am a heimer main, and please make turrets more durable so I can actually lane versus mages, big issue that I don't think the rework fixed tho it made him more fun to play is that mages just ruin Heimer since turrets are paper and most mid laners clear them for free after first back.

...which ironically is the reason Top is such a nice place.

shicky975 votes

Had a guy unironically try to suggest converting Jax's 3 hit passive to AD scaling true damage, and make his ult give base increases of like 300 Armor and 200 MR at third rank while still scaling with AD. It's hard to even argue with someone that delusional.

CjSphinx5 votes

300 armor and 200 mr wtf lol

Marshbouy2 votes

At that point you just sit back, laugh, and ignore them.

RainXBlade4 votes

"Hi! I am a Yasuo Main, and Yasuo isn't doing all that great at the moment. Here is a change that would really help him out. I would like to suggest returning a part of his Armor Penetration on all physical damage (this includes non-critical strikes) on his ult back. I feel like this suggested change should put him back in line."

GGLineaR4 votes

Or how about the classic:

"Ekko tends to do well against mages when his abilities are up, so we're giving him to tools to engage more often."

Classic rito.

TotalJerk3 votes

That fucking Pantheon rework suggestion.

Kingdom Corn2 votes

except for all the Rengar who are asking for a q revert... If anything at this point if they JUST revert his q its a huge fucking nerf because he needs aoe to farm jg.

Ragnarok144 votes

Agree plus that now he has more skill in his kit with the new q

JustMonika134 votes

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Agree plus that now he has more skill in his kit with the new q

Shhhhhhhh, don’t trigger the RengarMains Redditors lurking in the Boards.

Imperial Japan4 votes

It's because they enjoy not being a Paralympic swimmer. That they'd rather have what they used to over something completely unfun regardless of if the champions viability plumets a little. Also Rengar won't die off of this, for example Kha' Zix stays alive in the jungle even without an AoE like Rengar. If anything, it might force Rengar to go his Jungle Item or get Tiamat which will delay his Duskblade spike which will make it easier to balance out Rengar

Kingdom Corn4 votes

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It's because they enjoy not being a Paralympic swimmer. That they'd rather have what they used to over something completely unfun regardless of if the champions viability plumets a little. Also Rengar won't die off of this, for example Kha' Zix stays alive in the jungle even without an AoE like Rengar. If anything, it might force Rengar to go his Jungle Item or get Tiamat which will delay his Duskblade spike which will make it easier to balance out Rengar

khazix has w which is pretty big aoe... and it is what ppl start when they go raptors first.

Sexy Jack Rabbit1 votes

You don't play Kha much do ya... His W is AOE, and whilst his E isn't used for clearing it is also AOE.

kargish2 votes

You just said it though. His E isn't used for clearing so that leaves only his W. Even then W is only stronger than Rengar's roar because of AD scaling, in theory Rengar can heal and deal more damage by using it twice. Neither make a significant impact on their jungle clear, it's mostly for sustain.

ahferroin72 votes

I'm an Amumu main, and it would be great if they would remove all the mobility on non-melee champs in the game.

ZapMyHeart2 votes

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I'm an Amumu main, and it would be great if they would remove all the mobility on non-melee champs in the game.

Then Amumu would actually have friends that he could play with. And we can't have that. No sirree.

[sg-miss-fortune]

D357R0Y3R1 votes

who said that?

Marshbouy25 votes

nobody in particular (although there may have been a post that inspired this one). People tend to do this a lot on the boards though. They'll be like "I am a (blank) main and I think that (blank) is doing really poorly right now so they need (buff that absolves one of their weaknesses or gives them absurd advantages). Riot should listen to me because I have 1k games on (blank) and I'm an authority on their balance"

I've seen people ask for Teemo's Q or E to have a slow affect. like no. god no.

D357R0Y3R14 votes

but teemo doesn't even need a buff

Marshbouy19 votes

exactly

Craft Zeppelin10 votes

He needs a massive rework as pantheon does though. no buffs.

Shadòw4 votes

It was the Olaf post wasn't it?

Marshbouy13 votes

nooooooo ######yes

Fairyfleur8 votes

Hi I’m an Aurelion Sol main (or anybody else that doesn't know how his kit works) and he isn’t doing all that great rn so we should make him able to use his e whenever and also double tap his Q in melee range :3333

50000000000000002 votes

His passive needs a slow xd

Pale Pirate2 votes

No god no damn right! We just need to make his mushrooms permanent. Trundle

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