6 years later and Jax base model still looks like a walking eggplant man

FalconPawwwwnch·Sep 13, 2015·158 votes·7,459 views

Can something be done about this for the love of God

74 Comments

Athenes LuluSep 13, 201542 votes

Meanwhile lemme list the 2009 champs that never got their models updated in any way...

nvm the list is too long, but did anyone say... "eggplant man"?

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100624004443/nintendo/en/images/1/17/Eggplant_wizard_Captain_N.jpg

ConturbatioSep 14, 201516 votes

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120713150938/lolph/images/d/d0/Panel_Armor_of_the_Fifth_Age_Taric.jpg

Ace Access Sep 14, 20153 votes

"By the Force this thing is UGLY" - Delta 38

Troll for TrumpSep 14, 20152 votes

DrMundo Mundo looks bad when he pleases!

Maple CrusaderSep 14, 20151 votes

New skin for Jax.

Mecha MaIphiteSep 13, 201521 votes

I like my eggplant just the way he is.

Ace Access Sep 14, 20152 votes

roasted on an open fire or grilled deep in cooking oil served with a side of hot sauce ?

Chicken SailorSep 13, 201514 votes

Hey that's not too horrible. Druids in WoW are still rocking a model from '04 XD

Silents429Sep 14, 20154 votes

What. What the hell is that?

An eagle bear thing?

SorryBoysImLesSep 14, 20155 votes

A moonkin.

Think it's bad you should hear the sounds it makes when taking damage.

SpecterVonBarenSep 15, 20151 votes

Is it like cats having sex?

BattleBalladeerSep 14, 20151 votes

That is an Owlbear from D&D without trademark infringement against Wizards of the Hasbro.

Kinda like the ~~beholders~~ observers.

Also there is nothing wrong with that model. It'll stand the tests of time with its /dance. So bombastic.

(Owlbears aren't actually protected)

Reaper SorakaSep 14, 20152 votes

Still have the best dances!

AbrahamBaconhamSep 14, 20151 votes

I dno. Considering how long ago the WoW models were made, and what engine they're running on... shit looks pretty good. Extremely dated, but still.

SteelStallionSep 14, 201513 votes

no.

have more PROJECT SKINS LOL 1950 RP COUGH IT UP BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. YORICK REWORK WHO? JAX RESKIN WHAT? THAT WONT MAKE US SHEKELS SON $$$$$$$$

551202Sep 14, 20158 votes

**He is not the only 1... here is the list of the 6 years old champs that still need a Visual update: **

Amumu Chogath Corki Fiddlesticks Jax Malphite Morgana Nunu Poppy Rammus Teemo Udyr Warwick Zilean Ryze Taric Ryze DrMundo Ryze Shaco . You think they are fine but THEY ARE NOT, their models are VERY OUTDATED and are the SAME since 6 YEARS (don't even talk about the mass Texture Rebalance last years... THAT WAS NOT VISUAL UPDATE like ) , They got 9 lines quotes, those champs will probably NEVER GET A VISUAL UPDATE, why? Because their prices IP/RP are too low to worth a visual update.

MelondramaSep 14, 20153 votes

{quoted}

**He is not the only 1... here is the list of the 6 years old champs that still need a Visual update: **

. You think they are fine but THEY ARE NOT, their models are VERY OUTDATED and are the SAME since 6 YEARS (don't even talk about the mass Texture Rebalance last years... THAT WAS NOT VISUAL UPDATE like ) , They got 9 lines quotes, those champs will probably NEVER GET A VISUAL UPDATE, why? Because their prices IP/RP are too low to worth a visual update.

Warwick looks like dog shit wrapped in a bruised banana peel

SamakiiSep 15, 20151 votes

lol.

windwolf777Sep 19, 20151 votes

What about wrapped in a dead manatee?

gaby1bestSep 14, 20152 votes

Morgana got a VU a while ago.

MrWasjigSep 15, 20151 votes

No she get her Textures updated and her Visual effects updated. Her model is still the same.

SookoSep 14, 20151 votes

But Sion isn't worth that much either, like, he is worth as much as plenty of champs there too.

But the quotes do make me sad (Alistar tho? He got the update but he has like... 5 lines or something...)

SamakiiSep 15, 20151 votes

Isn't poppy next in line to get a VU?

Nikolas UncagedSep 14, 20158 votes

You say it like its a bad thing.

ScrimshäwSep 14, 20153 votes

riot has no idea wtf he is

SookoSep 14, 20151 votes

Does anyone have, though?

I Main SwainSep 14, 20153 votes

dont you dare insult eggplants. some of my best friends are eggplants

TenSlashTenSep 14, 20153 votes

Sorry that doesn't make Esports: The Game, money. Nope can't do it.

Fuck updating legendary skins.

Fuck you for asking. Go buy project skins so we can put out more LCS/worlds patches and buff elise+vi+ ryze for worlds and stuff.

And never add a real report system. or anything the community wants. Just stuff for worlds/lCS/make me money

The LovelessSep 14, 20152 votes

You still play the game?

TenSlashTenSep 14, 20152 votes

No this games shit I only play when Im over tired from insomnia or a friend asks me to.

once gigantic/blade and soul come out I'm unistalling league of legends for good and never returning.

Can't wait to play a good game again, it'll be refreshing. Other than MGSV this year has been fucking shit for video games.

Street fighter five is coming out too maybe that'll keep me company. But Computer version ports are usually shit so idk.

Laggers galore in PC ports.

RebonackSep 13, 20152 votes

Eggplant Wizard.

FowusSep 14, 20152 votes

HIS FEET

Monkey D LuffySep 14, 20152 votes

Lol, it's funny, I'd rather it not be updated.

Misplaced FaithSep 15, 20152 votes

item 3070 Udyr

brbdotcomSep 16, 20152 votes

Yeah , give Jax some bewbs already wtf !

3TWarriorSep 13, 20151 votes

he's also a champion whose lore is based around him single-handedly winning the League 3x and being strong enough to win every time he enters

now, he's a niche pick that's neither an assassin, a bruiser or a tank

Shroom JunkieSep 14, 20155 votes

{quoted}

he's also a champion whose lore is based around him single-handedly winning the League 3x and being strong enough to win every time he enters

now, he's a niche pick that's neither an assassin, a bruiser or a tank

Bro You build him top lane tanky-fighter Jungle tanky-assassin like Garen or some shit and jungle or mid AP assassin Jax

eggplant man is not niche you scrubber

A Miss FortuneSep 14, 20152 votes

AP Jax Mid lol. I've never seen it but it seems kind of scary.

Rush Lich Bane and 5 Deathcaps, hit someone with your ult passive and W combined to one shot them.

BeedriveSep 14, 20151 votes

I don't have a problem with eggplants idk why you do.

stealthfox94Sep 14, 20151 votes

He needs a VU SOO BAD!!!!!!!! Like him Taric and Olaf are the most desperate for VU'S they look like they came from video games made in the late 90's it's so sad that it's 2015 and they still look like that

ArticFeverSep 14, 20151 votes

okay so Jax is 6 years older so: Annie Annie was 10 years old when she released In 2 years can we have adult Annie? Annie

LOL SpammerSep 15, 20151 votes

I got mystery gifted Mundo Mundo. I feel your pain.

JedenVojakSep 15, 20151 votes

I think he looks cool.

FlandraeSep 15, 20151 votes

Did everyone including riot seriously forget about Evelynn

SpecterVonBarenSep 15, 20151 votes

Forget about Jax, Rammus and Kennen still have the same splash arts they had when they were released, both of which are essentially just taking taking a picture of their models.

DaftharSep 15, 20151 votes

Let's talk about Udyr, shall we? And no, SGU is not his VU.

RobertsmashSep 15, 20151 votes

I have been so hyped for a Jax VU for a couple years now. I knew they had other people to get to first, but the wheel's been turning and his turn's coming up! He's one of my favorite champs.

FlippyGoneTrippySep 15, 20151 votes

Didn't Ryze and Warwick both get visual updates within the last year? Or am I tripping? Ryze definitely looks difference since his rework and I seem to remember joining a game one time and shouting out to my friend "OH MY GOD WHAT DID THEY DO TO WARWICK?!"

And as for OP... Buy a skin :P I personally think Temple Jax looks great