Tahm Kench + No Tribunal = Coicidence?

I love my RIOT, I have since they started calling themselves RIOT lol... but come on now. Let's make a champion that can swallow it's own teammates at will, and throw them wherever he pleases. Attack speed is a tad redundant, as yes this is a nice carry remover, but he has to hit the carry 3 times, and let's be honest...

However, that being said, I love the idea of an exceedingly mobile CC monster of a tank... that can dive his entire team into a gank!

I truly hope this is either a joke, or it has simply been decided that, despite the endless progression of early game tower divers, that it has been decided that towers are just objectives at this point. (screw that tower rework.)

I understand that, after awhile, ideas are hard for new champions without crossing into other champions too much, however this is getting a bit ridiculous. An instant troll champion that not only has the potential to be the greatest troll in the game (no other champion can simply pick you up and throw you into a tower to kill you if you irritate your teammate), while at the same time carrying around a kit that makes him virtually immortal in any lane early game, and a master duelist to boot. Here, let me get a bit low and then carry you to my tower and throw you in. By the time you die I will have mostly healed my life back, and will shield the rest.