Wait what did riot just say?

Heckin Support·Dec 29, 2015·173 votes·8,638 views

"Even the most powerful champions will melt if targeted by one" referring to a turret.

Are we playing the same game?

116 Comments

ChangstyDec 29, 2015101 votes

They technically aren't wrong. An ice cube actually takes a really long time to fully melt.

MeleeNukeDec 29, 201596 votes

An ice cube set out in a bowl will melt faster than a mundo under a turret...

doombotMECHADec 30, 201581 votes

a rock left in a bowl will melt faster than mundo under a turret...

Pale PirateDec 30, 20155 votes

Fire left in a bowl will melt faster than mundo under a turret...

ZorsusDec 30, 201536 votes

a Mundo left in a bowl will melt faster than a bowl under a turret..

Tempest of MistDec 30, 20154 votes

This joke has gone on too long. Wrap it up kids.

Kuroi86Dec 30, 20157 votes

A mundo left under a wrap will melt a turret faster than a bowl.

Wait, what?

MakerOfFoolsDec 30, 20154 votes

Turrets are just paper tigers in general, useless automatons meant to give enemies gold and deny you farm lmfao

A Miss FortuneDec 30, 201538 votes

Have they seen a full tank Galio sit under turret with his W on him? Turrets don't do anything lol.

ZerglingOneDec 30, 201598 votes

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Have they seen a full tank Galio sit under turret with his W on him? Turrets don't do anything lol.

Incorrect. They actually heal him.

BoxOfDOGDec 30, 201534 votes

Wait.. What's a Galio?

MelledoneusDec 30, 201532 votes

If I remember correctly, a Galio is a waterproof overshoe, typically made of rubber.

Biff ManlyDec 30, 201529 votes

No no, you're thinking of a galosh. Galio was a language spoken in early Medieval Scotland.

Vore MonsterDec 30, 201530 votes

No, no, that's Gaelic. Galio was an Italian astronomer during the Renaissance.

SinlaireDec 30, 201530 votes

Not quite. Galio is actually a collection of art works set on display in a public forum for viewing.

AckelopeDec 30, 201530 votes

I believe that's a gallery. I think a Galio refers to an open space in a forest.

Pierce The VealDec 30, 201520 votes

My friend, you're mistaken.

Galio was Ash's rival from the early days in pokemon.

IcyPepperDec 30, 201529 votes

Silly, that's Gary!

Galio is obviously a money currency used in the fictional setting of Harry Potter.

JúnkYard TitanDec 30, 201530 votes

Come on, that's a Galleon! I believe you are talking about Galio, a kitchen on a ship!

Hello I am BirdDec 30, 201514 votes

Galio item 3070

SvennersonDec 30, 201525 votes

You silly billy, that's a galley! Galio is a volcanic archipelago in the Pacific Ocean!

NumNutWndrDec 30, 201524 votes

Somebody lied to you sista. That's the Galapagos. A Galio is the place where they hang people when they execute them!

RendarkanDec 30, 201514 votes

Thats way off. Galio is the latin term for a gallon.

ZorsusDec 30, 20154 votes

you are very wrong, a Galio is a carved stone creature often made of granite that contains spouts that direct water away from the sides of buildings.

DutchMattDec 30, 201514 votes

why do I get the idea that this comment section was staged xD

Ancestor007Dec 30, 20154 votes

No, that's obviously a galleta. A Galio is obviously a big conglomerate of stars, planets, asteroids, axions, black holes, neutron stars, dark energy etc.

Biff ManlyDec 30, 201533 votes

Summoners Rift has installed several ~~Turrets~~ Laser Pointers at critical choke points to deter enemy offensives.

Smart KittyDec 30, 201512 votes

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Summoners Rift has installed several ~~Turrets~~ Laser Pointers at critical choke points to deter enemy offensives.

Well, at least you'll always be safe from Rengar

MakerOfFoolsDec 30, 20154 votes

Safe from kitty? More like see your death coming

AMYS GRAVEDec 30, 20153 votes

Not if he's a smart kitty.

RikariDec 30, 201517 votes

This is a tutorial video. Teaching you not to walk up to a turret to kill it. So yeah try taking a full build vayne to an inhibitor turret with full hp and see who melts.

Loco LittleDec 30, 20156 votes

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This is a tutorial video. Teaching you not to walk up to a turret to kill it. So yeah try taking a full build vayne to an inhibitor turret with full hp and see who melts.

Does the build include armor? Cause if it does, it might be a close fight.

TroiannDec 30, 20154 votes

I don't care how much armor the vayne has the turret will literally always win.

MakerOfFoolsDec 30, 20152 votes

Not true lol

K54Dec 30, 20153 votes

Vayne is only champ. It's very possible for Malphite Rammus Taric Alistar to tank a full health turret without a minion wave. Nexus turrets included (only took 1, then had to recall) with Rammus and .

Both times I was against full AD teams. Rammus item 3068 item 3143 item 3742 item 3075 item 3047 item 3025 Malphite item 3110 item 3027

I've done it a countless amount of times as Tryndamere Volibear Twitch (Twitch doesn't have to tank it, just activate ult and destroy the turret safely from outside it's range) Jax XinZhao

Late game it's possible for any tank to walk under the turret to take the blast while a teammate takes turret. Tank + adc = can destroy 3 turrets without a minion wave with a full build late game)

Loco LittleDec 30, 20152 votes

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I don't care how much armor the vayne has the turret will literally always win.

If only that was true.

ParoeDec 30, 20154 votes

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If only that was true.

2.5asp, 200AD, the turret loses all the time.

Loco LittleDec 30, 20155 votes

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2.5asp, 200AD, the turret loses all the time.

Thats considering you even focus turret, UltraScept seems to believe that the turret winning is the important thing. The main point is the turret doesn't do enough, fast enough. Sure the turret will take out vayne..eventually... after she penta kills your team under it because the tank tanked it for her first.

It used to be that a split push tactic could be avoided because turrets actually protected you, you could fight a 4v5 or even a 3v5 under turret. Now you only have the advantage if it's 5 man under turret, in which case the enemy just doesn't fight and split pushes the other lanes.

SpoofghoulDec 30, 201510 votes

How about AP XinZhao or Tryndamere or Aatrox + item 3026 for 3 tries

WarchfGingerDec 30, 20153 votes

*AP Sated He dies much faster without sated devourer

KaipopDec 30, 201510 votes

i like how they show a lvl 7 lux killing lvl 4 kat and lvl 6 lee killing lvl 3 shyv at beginning

TotalJerkDec 30, 201510 votes

In the old champion spotlights they did this to trick you into thinking a champion didn't have shit damage outputs so Phreak could be all "muh tons of damage". Watch Yorick's spotlight.

ModKnightsKemplarDec 29, 20156 votes

Haha! Yeah, that seems to have change lately, huh?

Dives op.

SociopathFriendDec 30, 20155 votes

I recall being Jungle Nautilus once on Summoners Rift, both teams were gathered up around the 2nd enemy bot turret and I threw a hook out to grab someone (I believe this was the same game where I could 1v1 the enemy Graves so I was pretty fed). I proceeded to tank the turret for the entire teamfight, that tower wasn't doing anything to me.

A Bad MysticDec 30, 20154 votes

dived a half health nasus lvl 4 as poppy and got a kill and got out before the turret could pop my passive shield. feels good man.

TlT1T1T1T1T1TlTDec 30, 20154 votes

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"Even the most powerful champions will melt if targeted by one" referring to a turret.

Are we playing the same game?

There is still 1 champ who can keep from dying under turret no matter what Riot does (short of removing his heal on 3rd auto attack)... 1.5as 450ap xin HEALS to full under turrets.

GubaguyDec 30, 20154 votes

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thenamesweretakeDec 30, 20153 votes

fuck you riot, I started at the end of season 3, this game gets worse as it goes on, as dunkey said "I'm done with league of legends" (fuck your shitty tutorial aswell)