I'm taking a vacation this patch.

And I thought 4.20 was bad.

The Nooblord has returned in all of his cancerous glory. Only this time, all he needs to build is Devourer, greaves and BORK, and then he can build full tank afterwards. Cowsep is crying in a corner knowing that everyone's just going to play Yi now because he's broken.

"OMG WARWICK IS SHIT!!1!" Just kidding, we're going to release an item that allows him to solo baron with only a and a face to roll on the keyboard.

Oh wait, Vayne can do that too.

Kayle's E now slows for 40% when she finishes Ryali's. You know, if I wanted to deal with an auto attack based mage with a cancerous slow on a splash damage ranged steroid, I'd queue up against Freya mains in .

is as noob friendly as release Kallista. Actually, even more so. If Tahm Kench is competent in any way, shape, or form, no champion that is near him will die. I never thought I'd actually pity Vi and Zed players, but anything's possible it seems!

Meanwhile top lane, is still cheesing games with the WOTA changes doing jack shit.

But hey, that AP is no longer a problem! Hooray for erasing fun off builds!

You know, just when I think my faith in the balance team is going to be restored, a festering pile of walrus cankers known as this patch comes out of nowhere like a Shaco Q, and just like a Shaco Q, makes me feel like I got 'd in the back.

If you guys need me, I'll be waiting for patch 5.14. My heart goes out to all the players who have to deal with this shit.