Honestly, I don't know why I bother.

"Durrr, I'm ZED! I can push R, miss everything but my E, auto you once for Duskblade, and still instantly kill you!"

"Durrr, I'm an ADC! I can right-click on you, AFK, and win through sheer skill alone! Even if you build full fucking tank and stack armor, I STILL win! I'm just that good!"

"Durrr, I'm Annie! I can click on you and do 800 damage in one, targeted ability!"

"Durrr, I'm Fatass (Gragas)! I can build full tank with Echoes and two shot you while CCing you into the ground!"

See the pattern here? It really doesn't matter how good or bad you are, how much you play the game (I have over 4000 games since last June, just saying), none of that. All that matters is your pick, and how fucking broken it is. But, this being a shitty F2P cash grab and all, I really didn't expect much more. This game used to be fun when I started, when everyone was bad and every champ was viable. Now though, I see that you only win by playing fucking stupidly broken, but equally boring, champs and clicking / CC spamming people to death. Oh sure, I could play someone like Azir, Sol, etc (and play them well), but why bother when I could play some boring ass champion like LB, Kat, Yi, Zed, Yasuo, Garen, any generic ADC or any of them and do the same thing far better? To call this game competitive is a fucking joke. This game is just a big F2P scam that morons enabled 10 years ago, despite us all saying how bad F2P is.

So, honestly, why bother? I already don't enjoy this game as is -- and the only way to reliably win is to play champions that quite literally put me to sleep. I want so much to just quit this game and be done with it, but, thanks to the gimme generation, every game studio has an asshole like Beck at the lead, sucking the life out of the game for the sake of money to try and feel better about himself. So, while I'd love to quit, even playing a shitty game that I can't stand is better than staring at a wall all day.

Really wish I could find a way to make people wake up and demonize F2P like we did 10-15 years ago (when, you know, all those classic games everyone loves were around). But, unfortunately, modern society doesn't advocate for the use of your brain, and the power of thought.

And, Beck, do me a favor and pummel yourself, okay asshole?