PSA: Consider your jungler.

GlockHammer··3 votes·304 views

Seriously, I love when people stress me until I go tilting as soon as I hit the jungle. People screaming for ganks, despite knowing that all lanes are losing and feeding despite knowing this, I love jungling and having teammates scream after ganks despite having succesfully ganked 5 times in a row or more, ON ALL LANES, not even finishing helping one lane before another starts screaming for jungle attention, not getting anything out of puting my teammates and myself ahead, because you just happen to get one of those 100% uncarriable teams.

How is one supposed to keep a level head in this game when you get stressed out by people like this, if you mute them they ping you to oblivion. I say if U can't win or at least not feed your fcking lane without jungle assistance you have no buisness being in that fcking lane in the first place! Capishé?

So stop f*cking stressing your jungler please, you're doing more damage than good.

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Tohob2 votes

also please note that if i am playing some nonsense like Cassiopeia summoner 11 or if i just bought a item 1403 i aint ganking unless the stars align and i happen to be in the neighborhood when your 0-mobility lane opponent happens to be buried within the asscrack of your tower, i'm in it for the late when i can 3-shot the enemy fulltank Sion , and your job is to retain the fresh springiness of your sphincter until such a point.

if i'm not being an idiot playing something normal though, keep in mind that there are 2 other lanes out there, and try to remember that i can't gank your lane while you're pushing. I try to spread love across all lanes, but if i have to i will dump your lane entirely in the interest of getting another lane fed so they can carry us.

GlockHammer2 votes

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also please note that if i am playing some nonsense like Cassiopeia summoner 11 or if i just bought a item 1403 i aint ganking unless the stars align and i happen to be in the neighborhood when your 0-mobility lane opponent happens to be buried within the asscrack of your tower, i'm in it for the late when i can 3-shot the enemy fulltank Sion , and your job is to retain the fresh springiness of your sphincter until such a point.

if i'm not being an idiot playing something normal though, keep in mind that there are 2 other lanes out there, and try to remember that i can't gank your lane while you're pushing. I try to spread love across all lanes, but if i have to i will dump your lane entirely in the interest of getting another lane fed so they can carry us.

Amen brother, when the funk are people gonna start learning?!

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