It's called "Ascension," not "Shrine Collector Simulator 2016"

Ok sure but why··3 votes·297 views

I know there needs to be some form of out-of-combat points to earn, on the off-chance an entire team decides to disconnect after first blood. But sweet mother of mercy, does sprinting from the bottom shrine to the top shrine, back and forth, over and over, and over, and over, and over, feel more like an actual mundane chore than having fun, the thing you should feel in a video game (Excluding Ranked).

"This isn't team deathmatch LMAO xDDDDD haha play call of duty!!!" Shut up. Shut the hell up. Objectives are nice, but that objective monopolises the entire game mode. There's this big blue bastard in the middle of the map with chronic amnesia who keeps forgetting he got his ass kicked that gives bonus points when killed. The new wielder get nifty stat-boosts, which makes the game fun. I like that! But I've been through games where no one even touches the Ascended thing.

Why is that? Well, two reasons.

  1. Shrines. If you start a teamfight anywhere, there's a high chance one of your teammates is kindly pissing away to take a shrine, and after everyone's either low or dead, it becomes much more masochistic to try taking it at all.
  2. Shrines! Killing the Ascended being gives you five points. Being ascended and getting killed gives them five points. In the end, unless you're playing some overpowered horseshit Jax DrMundo Garen, you won't even make a good investment on points in the first place. It's pointless. So what would be the only purpose of being ascended? Well, that's simple: making it easier to take shrines!

So I got some ideas that would make Ascension less of a chore.

  • Shrines should be worth just one point, each, but they should also grant buffs to the local vicinity to the team that last captured it, such as vision to the bushes, or slight bonus health regen that scales with level. -Simply BEING the Ascended being should grant your team bonus points, on a minuscule amount, to compensate for the shrines. Maybe one point every ten seconds. -Give us some more passive gold. This is unrelated, but I'd like to enjoy a few minutes of being at full build, instead of just one minute of being at full build. Come on, now.

10 Comments

Need Gold 4 Tent3 votes

Then I pick Shen, get ascended, and ult to someone in my fountain while staying there for the entire game.

Ok sure but why1 votes

BOY, I DO THAT WITH TwistedFate ALL THE TIME!!! I'm pretty sure Riot could do something about that, if they even BOTHERED to look at this game mode one single time in the last two fucking years.

Cocho2 votes

But sweet mother of mercy, does sprinting from the bottom shrine to the top shrine, back and forth, over and over, and over, and over, and over, feel more like an actual mundane chore than having fun, the thing you should feel in a video game (Excluding Ranked).

Haha noob, ur supposed to go from top right shine to top left beceause its shorter. I bet u kiss ur mother with that keyboard

AR URF1 votes

{quoted}

Haha noob, ur supposed to go from top right shine to top left beceause its shorter. I bet u kiss ur mother with that keyboard

Nice straw man argument you got there jackass.

Cocho2 votes

its just a prank bro

Shuyin1782 votes

That makes this mode more strategic. It makes it where map awareness is key. You need to see where the enemy team is and where they are going at all times because of how small the map is and work around that to collect the shrines while intercepting to stop them from taking them.

Ok sure but why1 votes

So, you completely ignored everything I said, and parroted the generic things I said are "Simply not fun, and the main reason why most people don't like Ascension." Classy.

Shuyin1782 votes

There is already a TDM mode called Blood Moon. Get over yourself please and thank you.

Ok sure but why1 votes

[{quoted}](name=JZ Jora,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=T8ons8bk,comment-id=,timestamp=2017-08-08T07:28:51.711+0000)

"This isn't team deathmatch LMAO xDDDDD haha play call of duty!!!" Shut up.

You literally didn't even read this post, holy shit.

More from Gameplay

More by Ok sure but why