My secret OP trick to not dying in a game of League of Legends

Divewing··56 votes·2,775 views

There's this magic little box in the bottom right of my screen that shows where the bad guys are, so I use this to know when to back the fuck off.

Not even joking, it makes it so much easier to not die with it (I don't know how no one knows about this, because I can't find it in the patch notes, maybe it's been there the whole time?!)

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kendrask27 votes

I have a better way not to die: stay in Base. Very safe Method.

Unless the game gets to late and they have Blitzcrank or ChoGath. Or Tahm Kench carrying you out of the Base.

xD

Sdars2 votes

It's ok, just dc and you'll become immune to all damage except pure damage.

RavenMagus3 votes

An allied Tahm Kench can still carry you across the map and get you killed in the enemy fountain though.

Hello I am Bird2 votes

I wonder... What if in all for one you have a team of 4 tahm kenches to carry someone to the enemy nexus to kill them while they were AFK?

Tails90167 votes

Ally Tahm Kench carrying you into the enemy base

FTFY

Jayce Top1 votes

Fizz TahmKench Anivia Blitzcrank Veigar Orianna Thresh

Safe? Ahahahaha, theres no running away.

FireDrizzle19 votes

"who needs a map?"Ezreal An ally has been slain Katarina Ezreal "Report mid for no ss"Ezreal

Spice POWAH10 votes

Plot twist: he was Ezreal mid.

Pale Pirate2 votes

Plot twist Plot twist: Katarina was top lane tank.

Spice POWAH2 votes

Double Mobius Reacharound Plot Twist

GreatWhiteNorth1 votes

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Plot twist: he was Ezreal mid.

What is this s2?

Eternal Torment10 votes

There is an easier secret to it.

The ultimate way to not lose? Not lose :D

######Love Master Yi

ChaosThief3 votes

"The key to immortality?

...not dying."

HotNSpicy4201 votes

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There is an easier secret to it.

The ultimate way to not lose? Not lose :D

######Love Master Yi

You cant lose an league of legend game if you never played one.

Steel Apex8 votes

-Pick Karthus -Get Level 6 -Stay in Fountain and Press R -#neverdiestillusefull

WacingTheFind3 votes

GP10 runes and items, Max CDR, Rylai's and banner of command, OPOP

kendrask1 votes

xDDD lol

z63XnLCMwX7 votes

Kek minimap Twitch Shaco Evelynn Pantheon Shen TwistedFate Khazix Rengar

Bârd2 votes

Twitch unless he's jungling, the minimap is still great against him. If he's not in botlane, be fucking careful. Shaco Evelynn aren't invisible while they're clearing. Ward jungle camps, then watch your map to get an idea of when their path might cross your lane. Pantheon Map is still good here. His ult is long range, but it's hardly global. Map's still useful, you just get less warning. Still great if he's ganking with W though. Shen If he's ulting in, yeah you've got a point here. If he's going for a normal gank with a taunt, though, Map's still good. TwistedFate Like Panth. Map's still useful, but it just doesn't give you nearly as much warning. Still good if he's going for a normal gank. Khazix yeah, this guy is no different from any other jungler when it comes to maps. Unless he evolves ult first and runs through the red side jungle, you can spot him easily on the map. Rengar if you're within a few miles of an ulting Rengar, you don't need the map to tell you so. Also, it's Camoflauge, so invest in control wards.

z63XnLCMwX2 votes

{quoted}

Twitch unless he's jungling, the minimap is still great against him. If he's not in botlane, be fucking careful. Shaco Evelynn aren't invisible while they're clearing. Ward jungle camps, then watch your map to get an idea of when their path might cross your lane. Pantheon Map is still good here. His ult is long range, but it's hardly global. Map's still useful, you just get less warning. Still great if he's ganking with W though. Shen If he's ulting in, yeah you've got a point here. If he's going for a normal gank with a taunt, though, Map's still good. TwistedFate Like Panth. Map's still useful, but it just doesn't give you nearly as much warning. Still good if he's going for a normal gank. Khazix yeah, this guy is no different from any other jungler when it comes to maps. Unless he evolves ult first and runs through the red side jungle, you can spot him easily on the map. Rengar if you're within a few miles of an ulting Rengar, you don't need the map to tell you so. Also, it's Camoflauge, so invest in control wards.

I agree they can all be counter-played against, but a good stealth main will make it extremely hard even with wards to find them. Especially Shaco who is supposed to be anywhere and everywhere.

Divewing1 votes

Shaco legitimately is a tumor, but for the others, the trick is in not freaking about where they are now, but where they were LAST

If the midlaner is paying any attention, they should be able to ping which direction TF was heading. From there you watch for your lane opponents to cheat forward (everyone does it). If the midlaner isn't providing ANY info for this at all he's either shoved in SUPER hard, or doesnt give a fuck.

Yi Bencheikh1 votes

the mini map is still great tbh see tf's presence if he is not there in mid then he must be somewhere obv ask your mid laner if tf back but eitherway be careful of the tf , and about jungler you can know where is their jungler depending on the actions of the ennemy laner , if the jungler's coming top then most likely the ennemy top laner will start approaching you aggresively.

Janitsu4 votes

My trick is way better. I don't let my HP get below 1 so I don't die. Simple as a pimple or something.

WacingTheFind11 votes

Tryndamere approved.

Azure Dancer4 votes

How not to die? Just go quit. /s

Weasel Kensei2 votes

The secret was not dying in a game... if you quit, you wont die, but you also wont be in a game.

ˉˉˉˉˉˉ4 votes

I have an even easier method:

Alt F4, Alt F4

Guaranteed zero death count.

Weasel Kensei1 votes

Their secret was for not dying in a game... your alt f4 isnt in a game, its nothing... your secret is literally nothing... Were you trying to be clever? I mean I guess there is a really off attempt at the theme behind the quote from WarGames "The only winning move is not to play," but you can win at a League match... I guess this was supposed to be funny. Im going to assume this was supposed to be a funny comment. Maybe if you explain it to me.

ˉˉˉˉˉˉ1 votes

Slow down there wise guy.

It says in a League game. And last time I checked, when you exit a game your account is STILL IN-GAME. THE GAME SHOWS UP IN YOUR MATCH HISTORY.

Plus, it says in a game, not specifically in-game.

Therefore, your comeback is flawed. Better luck next time.

WrÆth2 votes

Most bronze players forget to turn on their monitor, so it makes sense that they can't find the magic box.

Friendly Ram2 votes

yhyh just need people to ping what direction their lane opponents are heading.

Project Riven2 votes

{quoted}

There's this magic little box in the bottom right of my screen that shows where the bad guys are, so I use this to know when to back the fuck off.

Not even joking, it makes it so much easier to not die with it (I don't know how no one knows about this, because I can't find it in the patch notes, maybe it's been there the whole time?!)

Are you confessing to the fact that you map hack?

Because without wards, I don't know where the bad guys are other than the ones in lane.

Divewing2 votes

I'm more alluding (albeit heavily sarcastically), to that even if you CAN'T see the enemy, that in itself is VALUABLE INFORMATION.

Ie: your top laner is split pushing, then the 3 guys that were mid lane suddenly leave vision.

Baron is warded so you know they aren't there, and there's no dragon currently up because it was last taken 2 minutes ago, where do you think they would be going?

People think to use the map you NEED wards so that you can see everything, this is not entirely true. There are many instances in a game where you in fact don't need any wards to be able to read the enemy team

Andrey03452 votes

You can't lose if you don't install this game.

BALDG1VEN BOOMER1 votes

Pro tip, when enemies aren't shown on the box, play with a cautious mind they can be anywhere until shown again.

Weasel Kensei1 votes

Sometimes when its just me and one other player doing well in a match, I would joke to them "the other people on our team installed a version that didnt come with a minimap."

Joseraph1 votes

I just played a game after seeing this post, don't know what you're talking about. I lost because the stupid jungle kept coming into my lane, and the entire team roamed into my splitpush because no one can 1v1. Could someone carry me out of bronze 5?

LOSINGISMYPRIDE1 votes

Must of the time its blurred ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .

Spoofghoul1 votes

Shaco You sure you wanna look into that box

GripaAviara1 votes

My trick: never leave the fountain. That thing is op as hell

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