Can we talk about the mage fantasy? Riot please.

The mage fantasy includes the following:

• Good early game so you can 1v1 in the laning phase.
• Good late game so you can burst people down.
• High sustained damage for them combo kills.
• High burst damage for those gibs.
• Ability to kite so you can escape melee.
• Ability to chase so you can chase people down.
• CC so you can insta gib people in a stun.
• Tankiness through items.
• Ability to poke the enemy at long range.
• Ability to gain utility like healing debuffs, invulnerabilities, perma slows, etc. without giving up any damage.
• No channels or drawbacks or any difficulty, fast skill shots with large hitboxes and either direct target or auto tracking abilities on short cooldowns.
• No interaction with your opponent, just CC them and burst them.
• And do to it all from long range.

You know those kids on the playground who said my superpower is to have all the superpowers?