Pre-season reminds me of something that happened to me involving a urinal.

LegitBusinessman·Nov 9, 2017·63 votes·1,140 views

There's a McDonalds on 12th street in my hometown. There's a urinal in the mens restroom that I know for a fact that no one tested before shipping it. I know this because when you use the urinal, it's curved in such a way that the urine would just always splatter back onto you. You can maneuver and angle however you want, it just mists back onto you. It's a permanent piss misting. And as I'm using it, I'm thinking to myself "This is so obviously awful there's no way anyone tested this before putting it out."

And that's what pre-season is. This is so obviously broken there's no way anyone tested it thoroughly before putting it out. I feel like I'm playing a parody of League.

15 Comments

LegitBusinessmanNov 9, 20177 votes

I got 100-0d by a Viegar who was wearing nothing but Warmogs. Felt great.

DemainaNyxNov 9, 20175 votes

To be fair, he gets AP in his passive, so this isn't a great comparison. If you got 100-0 by support Soraka, I could understand your complaint, but not someone who literally gets free stats for farming regardless of items. I've played Veigar support and done the same thing, building Frozen Heart for CDR/mana instead of Morello.

But yes, there's just too much damage in the game now. My friend somehow manage to dodge so many things with only 50 hp left but his teammate hit a Teemo shroom. My friend wasn't hit by the shroom, but died from the Comet that came flying from bot lane to top at super sonic speed due to that shroom trigger.

Jerry SeinfeIdNov 9, 20174 votes

i mean, srsly? he had 50 hp, you want him to survive? that's the whole reason the teemo took that shit. I also find it hard to believe he got hit by the comet but not the shroom as the comet flies to the location the guy was standing. so either he did get hit by the shroom or dashed straight into the comet.

CowseedNov 9, 20171 votes

He could do that in the old system too actually :D

Jet SettNov 9, 20171 votes

Ever since Veigar was given the buff of only having to hit enemy champs with his abilities to get AP he's been powerfarming AP for free to the point of not having to buy any.

RocketRelmNov 9, 20171 votes

Well, it's less that, and more that AP items are such garbage right now that you're often better off going "Hey, I get enough AP in my passive, I'mma buy voidsNtank, and maybe a death cap if I get to fullbuild."

ForFoxSakesNov 9, 20176 votes

yeah damage is extremely broken. had a lulu support that brought me (jungler with 1 level up) from 100-20% in with just Q and 3 autos

on top of that faced a kayle with the +80% speed and no attack speed cap keystone who attacked so fast the champ had no animations.

FUN?

The JigSAWNov 9, 20175 votes

The new system reminds me more of what is left in the stalls, rather than the halls.

Tesla EffectNov 9, 20174 votes

Upvoting for the brilliant and funny analogy.

Nik NikersonNov 9, 20173 votes

Oh man, not that one on 12th street. That's the shitty McDonalds. Why would you go there?

Biscuit BiteNov 10, 20172 votes

Yea, he should try the one on 21 jump street.

dunder killNov 9, 20172 votes

This is some brilliant criticism you have

WariosNov 9, 20172 votes

Read the title, was expecting a confession that you took a look to the guy beside you and realized you actually are inferior to the average male.

lofi n chillhopNov 9, 20171 votes

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There's a McDonalds on 12th street in my hometown. There's a urinal in the mens restroom that I know for a fact that no one tested before shipping it. I know this because when you use the urinal, it's curved in such a way that the urine would just always splatter back onto you. You can maneuver and angle however you want, it just mists back onto you. It's a permanent piss misting. And as I'm using it, I'm thinking to myself "This is so obviously awful there's no way anyone tested this before putting it out."

And that's what pre-season is. This is so obviously broken there's no way anyone tested it thoroughly before putting it out. I feel like I'm playing a parody of League.

nah if you saw it in PBE you'd know it was worse than it is now.

Er, by worse I mean, mostly a ton of bugs and a lot less info. the damage is still broke tho . lmao

AgentBlackNov 10, 20171 votes

They can't do any real balancing work until the changes are on live servers, and they've had less than two days. I think Rioters have explained this one, two, four, eight dozen times throughout the boards.