Gather around, children, and listen.
I know I'm an old man, and you young folk don't like to listen to people my age prattle. But here's a tale from my day I think you'll enjoy.
Twas a time when you could play the Rift and play who ye enjoyed playing, ye ken? Do you youngins know what that is? Playing a champ because you like it? Now ye might struggle at some parts of the game, as we did in the depression, but put in some good effort and you could do it. In my day ye could play what ye liked, and ye could win, and the government couldn't tell you not to!
Now all of you youngins are slaves to the meta. I was in the War of the Ten Thunderlords, and I knew it was the beginning of dark times, yes I did. Now it feels like there's barely more than 3 viable champs a lane, and I feel sorry for you young folk, I do.
If you ever need someone to tell you a story, pappy will always be here.
is my champion. There are many like him, but he is mine.
and 
were permabanned below Gold.
Also playing 
usually ended up with the player being called a troll.
what projectiles?
Make Darius Great Again
probably the manliest lane possible in the game
was pick or ban all the way down to bronze.
....
came out...
did you know that teemo was a COMMUNITY creation? i remember the thread to this day and the hundreds if not thousands of upvotes and posts demanding this .. riot loved the idea of getting assspounded and as a such through the unholy matrimony of riot and its comunity TEEMO WAS SPAWNED.
it is rumored that the player who came up with the idea disappeared without a trace shortly after. It is rumored if one looks carefully you can see a glimpse of his ghost within the lantern of thresh sometimes.
