I just want a not stupid jungler.

Radiant Wukong·Jun 17, 2017·1 votes·320 views

Every game I spam ping my jungler to gank only for these noobs to say, "You're pushed too far!"

THERE'S NO SUCH THING! If I have 90% of my health with enough mana left for 2 spell rotations as a tank with a shield with a shield against a no mana, less than 10% health squishy marksman/mage without summoner spells AND I PING YOU FOR A FUCKING GANK THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BEING PUSHED TOO FAR! BRING YOUR STUPID ASS TO THE FUCKING LANE AND HELP ME FINISH THE KILL!

PLEASE! IF YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THIS EXTREMELY SIMPLY ASS CONCEPT! ADD ME IN GAME IMMEDIATELY SO I DON'T HAVE A DOOFUS JUNGLER WITH RED BUFF AND 60% HEALTH TELLING ME "I'M PUSHED TOO FAR FOR A GANK"

IGN - Radiant Wukong!

PLEASE ADD ME ASAP! I play everyday

7 Comments

MarshbouyJun 17, 20172 votes

I refuse to believe that this isn't a troll post.

Radiant WukongJun 17, 20171 votes

Go watch the replay for my last match. Ezreal is squishy af and easy to kill as J4. Just needed stupid Yi to tank top!

Sir FuzziJun 17, 20172 votes

I'm ashamed to admit I know this but your threads are all like this; "I'M RIGHT, SOMEBODY ELSE IS WRONG AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT!"

I'm not saying you can't do that, I'm just saying you shouldn't. You may be ending up with players of similar patterns, who might be relying overmuch on circumstance or enemy failure to ensure their victory.

Radiant WukongJun 17, 20171 votes

False. You clearly haven't seen my other post. Must have me confused with the other Kong guy.

AseeyaJun 17, 20172 votes

Yeah, i dont think so. You seem explosively aggressive and might be the kind of person that starts flaming the instant your jungler plays differently than what you understand... Nobody wants to towerdive mobile champions, especially not non-tanks.

Fix your attitude and we might have something to talk about. I dont want to queue up with someone that trolls / ragequits because i'm too weak to gank the 5/0 Riven he lost lane to.

Radiant WukongJun 18, 20171 votes

Your mom is 5/0 Riven.