Kind of sad, but I have to give up the roles I enjoy to win.

Because it really doesn't matter what the fuck I do anywhere else. The outcome of the game is determined by which botlane wins. As an ADC, your entire team can be 0/15, but if you're fed or just well farmed, then you can hard carry and win. You can't do that as a tank, juggernaut, assassin or mage... but play an AS stacking AD champ, and it's actually really easy.

But I guess that's quality design.

So, I'll just spam ADC or support, and make sure my botlane wins and carries. I hate botlane, but whatever.