Oh wow, I so do love the matching, Rito!
When my bot lane feeds nearly 10 kills, my jungler is "lagging" (meaning he's just terrible), and top lane is incompetent and does nothing but split push. OH BOY, I FEEL LIKE MY GAMES ARE FAIR!
And uh, can we gut Vayne yet? Pushing Q and then autoing for >1000 in one auto is beyond absurd -- oh but wait, she just got that super expensive Hextech skin, so we can't possibly nerf her, silly me.
