So fucking sick of this shitty feeling of being hopeless and useless top laner

ValiantKiller··2 votes·1,689 views

And all of that cause me as top laner who wanna play what i like in top lane and not having the ability to banned over 5 damn fucking cancer champions that suppose to be early game but yet able to scale into game Kled Aatrox Renekton Akali Vladimir Riven Tryndamere etc

All of this cancer designed disgust looking champions that having CDR on their skills that is lower than most of mana champions, having alot of damage and tons of sustain making them stay in lane forever, they have decent to overpowered lane power and lane kill rate against most of top laners no to mention none of them require mana.

And yet you guys want to buff them and make them more toxic, Kled ,Renekton and Aatrox already on the edge of making wanna kill myself when i play against them in lane, you can't pushin them due to trading with them impossible and they either have healing or dumb healing cutting or shield breaking yet you can't gank them due to dash in their kit and best part once they get like 1 or 2 kills after level 6 they will dive you and there counter for that.

And what make it more fun item 3161 on Renekton Riven make things more fun, like what the hell i thought of all of this cancer champions should have either late or early game but not everything in packed.

Honestly you guys are bad at balance any shit, you guys bad at design champions and make things instead of taking a step with yourself and fix broken shit you make it worst.

All you have to do is gutted to them to ground till you give them a good rework that make them less toxic just how you done to my boy MonkeyKing when people cried that he got no counter when he dash out of hide and kill people. I feel the same about this champions special when i have to deal with in lane and after lane, fucking gut them till you fix them if you done that to wukong the same should be done for them. it that fair to not make people feel sick of this shitty game balance, how many times i just wanna exit and give up cause of them.

On side note : Maybe if you can't balance, give people over 3 banned since yourself said you have a big number of champions that would be only fair at this point since you can't balance anything.

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Keiaga3 votes

Have you considered the fact that those champs aren't too amazing and you're most likely both bad at the game, and also playing a weak champ?

ValiantKiller1 votes

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Have you considered the fact that those champs aren't too amazing and you're most likely both bad at the game, and also playing a weak champ?

Never said they amazing, i said they cancer toxic

Keiaga3 votes

So you're losing to bad champs because you're even worse. Thanks for clearing that up.

xDogMeatx2 votes

those look like all AD champs play malphite and poop on them. he auto wins vs AD carry types early/mid/kinda late. only time he really falls off is if he faces one late late game.

MightyGedoman1 votes

ez solution griv, poppy, heimer thats what i have issue with when u play renek and they scale better than you only if they get fed thats why they are lane bully aatrox i agree is cancer late game but early hes soo weak try closing games early and akali hate to admit it she kind broken (if played well) they both deserve a nerf which both aatrox and akali are gettin and also itemize against them should help you in lane.

ValiantKiller1 votes

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ez solution griv, poppy, heimer thats what i have issue with when u play renek and they scale better than you only if they get fed thats why they are lane bully aatrox i agree is cancer late game but early hes soo weak try closing games early and akali hate to admit it she kind broken (if played well) they both deserve a nerf which both aatrox and akali are gettin and also itemize against them should help you in lane.

Hope they gutted not just nerfed

Darkdemon6531 votes

Urgot is a weak champion right now.

The thigh guy1 votes

That’s every role.

Never had an adc ever say “man I’m sure glad the enemy picked Draven Jhin MissFortune “

Never heard a mid say “oh wow I’m going to enjoy playing against Yasuo Zed Leblanc Akali “

ValiantKiller1 votes

[{quoted}](name=The thigh guy,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=OVXxeET2,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2019-09-07T02:22:16.442+0000)

That’s every role.

Never had an adc ever say “man I’m sure glad the enemy picked Draven Jhin MissFortune “

Never heard a mid say “oh wow I’m going to enjoy playing against Yasuo Zed Leblanc Akali “

And it not good thing to have what consider late game champion are powerful in lane neither is good having cancer to deal with but it just get worst at top laner cause the island effect and the smarter jungle thing

The thigh guy1 votes

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And it not good thing to have what consider late game champion are powerful in lane neither is good having cancer to deal with but it just get worst at top laner cause the island effect and the smarter jungle thing

I mean. Early game picks don’t fall off anymore either. Renekton, talon, draven, they all scale just as hard as any hyper carry does and they are made to be strong early.

ValiantKiller1 votes

[{quoted}](name=The thigh guy,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=OVXxeET2,comment-id=000400000000,timestamp=2019-09-07T05:13:38.958+0000)

I mean. Early game picks don’t fall off anymore either. Renekton, talon, draven, they all scale just as hard as any hyper carry does and they are made to be strong early.

and that what i'm talking about, like wtf we should do as players against that

DOUBLE TAPPED E1 votes

The game is designed around counterpicks and team compositions, not making sure that every single 1v1 is balanced out perfectly for every champion. If you're gonna one-trick you need to accept the fact that some champs will shit on you.

Here's the amount of knowledge that's required to succeed playing only one champ, off the top of my head (this is for Katarina I don't play Wukong so I can't say anything about him): Aatrox dodge everything, fight him when Q is down. Ahri dodge charm and the second part of her Q. Akali only fight when she has no energy and her W is down. Anivia dodge Q, break passive, don't ult before she uses her wall. Annie wait for her to stun, go in immediately. AurelionSol E on top of him and auto him to death. Azir bait his soldiers and Q, then jump onto him. Don't fight him near towers because he will ult you under. Brand dodge poke, be ready to juke the stun, once stun is down all-in. Cassiopeia bait her W, then all in. Right before channeling ult, walk away so you are facing away from her so she can't interrupt R. Chogath EW when he uses Q, wait out the silence, ult, then when he is almost out of range, Q E. Corki start DShield and survive early laning. All-in when his Q is down to bait his W, then back up and all-in again.

ETC ETC ETC, this is taking forever but I can do this for every single mid lane champ in the game, as the matchup relates to Kat. If you can't do that for Wukong, don't complain.

Ragnaveil1 votes

Gave up on my boy Aatrox since they dont know how to keep him fine in soloqueue, and decided to be a backseat boy and pick Swain/Shen. Dudes have the ability to counterpick Swain, they do it, and just can't win despite it. Im not playing to win lane and I win almost every match (on my secondary, which just surpassed my main despite being stuck in a 49% winrate hellhole in plat for months), which is disgusting to think of (it means I legit dont have to do a damn thing to win the game but not die)

ValiantKiller1 votes

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Gave up on my boy Aatrox since they dont know how to keep him fine in soloqueue, and decided to be a backseat boy and pick Swain/Shen. Dudes have the ability to counterpick Swain, they do it, and just can't win despite it. Im not playing to win lane and I win almost every match (on my secondary, which just surpassed my main despite being stuck in a 49% winrate hellhole in plat for months), which is disgusting to think of (it means I legit dont have to do a damn thing to win the game but not die)

That is another thing, it doesn't matter what you do as top laner unless you have like 3 kills lead and 3 plats eaten from enemy tower otherwise game is decide by other factors what is worst that is top lane is 1v1 to death by the champion who counter other or is more toxic

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