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V6.18
General
Bug Fix: Arcade Ahri's tail sparkles no longer vanish when switching between graphics settings.
Bug Fix: The heart in Arcade Ahri's taunt animation no longer sneakily switches back to her orb if you move the camera away and then back to Ahri.
Bug Fix: Un-smushed the tip of one of Arcade Ahri's tails.
Bug Fix: Arcade Ahri's right wrist is no longer of variable thickness during several of her animations.
Fox-Fire.png Fox-Fire
Bug Fix: Arcade Ahri's Fox-Fire wisps no longer move closer and farther away from Ahri as they orbit in certain weird scenarios.
V6.17
General
Bug Fix: Restored ambient swirly effects around Challenger Ahri's orb.
V6.16
Spirit Rush.png Spirit Rush
Bug Fix: No longer fires in weird directions when cast while the cursor is hovering over the minimap.
V6.11
General
New tail-turning animations for all skins
V6.10
Fox-Fire.png Fox-Fire
Bug Fix: Spawning less than three orbs when used at the same time as Flash.png Flash
V6.4
Charm.png Charm
Fixed an inconsistency with other similar crowd control effects - no longer interrupts dashes.
The charm will not take effect until the dash completes, duration permitting.
V5.16
Essence Theft.png Essence Theft
Healing reduced to 3 / 5 / 9 / 18 from 2 + level.
V5.14
Charm.png Charm
Bug Fix: Fixed a bug where Charm causes monsters to freak out.
V5.8
Charm.png Charm
Bug Fix: Fixed a bug where Charm was interrupting unstoppable effects.
V5.3
Orb of Deception.png Orb of Deception
Mana cost increased to 65 / 70 / 75 / 80 / 85 from 55 / 60 / 65 / 70 / 75.
Fox-Fire.png Fox-Fire
Base damage reduced to 40 / 65 / 90 / 115 / 140 from 50 / 80 / 110 / 140 / 170.
Orb rotation speed increased by around 30%.
Acquisition range reduced to 550 from 650.
Spirit Rush.png Spirit Rush
Acquisition range reduced to 600 from 700.
V5.2
General
Updated recommended items.
Orb of Deception.png Orb of Deception
Ahri now gains a massive movement speed boost while her orb is traveling that rapidly decays over time.
Fox-Fire.png Fox-Fire
Base damage increased to 50 / 80 / 110 / 140 / 170 from 40 / 65 / 90 / 115 / 140.
Orb targeting system will now attempt to acquire a new target if the original one is going to die from the preovious orbs.
Casting Fox-Fire no longer interferes with Ahri's basic attack animation.
Slightly reduced the time between spell cast and the missile firing.
Bug Fix: Fixed a rare bug where Ahri's third Fox-Fire wouldn't deal damage while her passive was active.
Charm.png Charm
Charmed targets no longer take +20% damage.
Baseamage increased to 60 / 95 / 130 / 165 / 200 from 60 / 90 / 120 / 150 / 180.
Ability power ratio increased to (+ 50% AP) from (+ 35% AP).
Spirit Rush.png Spirit Rush
Spirit Rush is now more forgiving when dashing through or over terrain.
V5.1
General
Updated Classic splash art.
V4.17
General
Texture update to Classic, Dynasty and Midnight skins.
V4.12
Orb of Deception.png Orb of Deception
Mana cost reduced to 55 / 60 / 65 / 70 / 75 from 70 / 75 / 80 / 85 / 90.
Ability power ratio on each path increased to (+ 35% AP) from (+ 32.5% AP). Total AP ratio increased to (+ 70% AP) from (+ 65% AP).
V4.5
Stats
Base armor increased to 15 from 11.
Orb of Deception.png Orb of Deception
Will now return to Ahri even if she dies or becomes untargetable before it reaches maximum range.
V3.15
Stats
Base mana increased to 250 from 230.
Base mana regeneration increased to 7 from 6.25.
V3.13
Essence Theft.png Essence Theft
Now heals 2 + (1 * level) + (9% AP) per enemy hit by the empowered ability, rather than granting spell vamp.
Fox-Fire.png Fox-Fire
Enemies hit with multiple fox-fires take 30% damage from each additional fox-fire beyond the first, down from 50%.
Maximum damage to a single target reduced to 64 / 104 / 144 / 184 / 224 (+ 64% AP) from 80 / 130 / 180 / 230 / 280 (+ 80% AP).
Mana cost reduced to 50 from 60.
Charm.png Charm
Enemies hit by Charm take 20% increased damage from Ahri for 6 seconds.
Mana cost changed to 85 at all ranks from 50 / 65 / 80 / 95 / 110.
Spirit Rush.png Spirit Rush
Base damage reduced to 70 / 110 / 150 (+ 30% AP) from 85 / 125 / 165.
Ability power ratio reduce to (+ 30% AP) from (+ 35% AP).
Maximum damage to a single target reduced to 210 / 330 / 450 (+ 90% AP) from 255 / 375 / 495 (+ 105% AP).
Now has a visual effect while she has charges available.
V1.0.0.152
Stats
Base movement speed increased to 330 from 305.
V1.0.0.142
Essence Theft.png Essence Theft
No longer occasionally allows Ahri to spell vamp off more than one spell.
Spirit Rush.png Spirit Rush
Damage now matches the tooltip.
V1.0.0.140b
Fox-Fire.png Fox-Fire
Base damage reduced to 40 / 65 / 90 / 115 / 140 from 40 / 70 / 100 / 130 / 160.
Ability power ratio increased to 0.4 from 0.375.
Spirit Rush.png Spirit Rush
Base damage reduced to 85 / 125 / 165 from 100 / 140 / 180.
Ability power ratio increased to 0.35 from 0.3.
V1.0.0.134
Spirit Rush.png Spirit Rush
The allied HUD indicator will now remain green until all 3 spell casts are used.
Cooldown increased to 110 / 95 / 80 seconds from 90 / 80 / 70.
Cooldown between casts increased to 1 second from 0.75.
V1.0.0.132
Orb of Deception.png Orb of Deception
Mana cost increased to 70 / 75 / 80 / 85 / 90 from 60 / 65 / 70 / 75 / 80.
Spirit Rush.png Spirit Rush
Cooldown increased to 90 / 80 / 70 seconds from 80 / 70 / 60.