How do you beat bullshit?

Niyumi··1 votes·642 views

So, imagine a team full of CC, tanks who hit as hard as fucking assassin, and a bunch of AA / targeted ability spam. None of it can be counterplayed, they outscale you dramatically, and your resistances / health do next to nothing. How in the fuck do you beat a bullshit team like that?

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Rand0mH3r0X3 votes

Don't main Bard in bronze que.

Brahmsauce2 votes

dodge in champ select

Voidac2 votes

Shoulda banned Draven.

KillerKell2 votes

I'd like to see what Champions that roster is first off.

I mean, I can spin hyperbole too.

"Had 10,000 HP and 1 Shot everyone, including Turrets". Well, unless Sion plays for 5 fucking hours and gets a Titantic... that's no champion ever. Though a Nasus would be close, just not 10,000 HP.

So, breath. Then tell us who you played against.

Niyumi2 votes

Every team I ever go against . Fucking ADCs are beyond broken, people like Yasuo or Ekko who you can't get away from or catch yet do 50x your damage, Zed and his LC$ plays guaranteed kill ult, assholes like Trundle / Nasus / Darius / Olaf and the like (one damage item, but triple the damage of everyone else), Malphite, Amumu, Morgana, Anivia, Annie, so on.

Basically, braindead fucking stupid champions who, for some stupid reason, are rewarded SO MUCH MORE than any more complex champ.

But hey, that's balance in a whale-milking station like League! Whales don't like it when they can't win with minimal effort, and they HATE losing to champs they can't play.

KillerKell1 votes

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Every team I ever go against . Fucking ADCs are beyond broken, people like Yasuo or Ekko who you can't get away from or catch yet do 50x your damage, Zed and his LC$ plays guaranteed kill ult, assholes like Trundle / Nasus / Darius / Olaf and the like (one damage item, but triple the damage of everyone else), Malphite, Amumu, Morgana, Anivia, Annie, so on.

Basically, braindead fucking stupid champions who, for some stupid reason, are rewarded SO MUCH MORE than any more complex champ.

But hey, that's balance in a whale-milking station like League! Whales don't like it when they can't win with minimal effort, and they HATE losing to champs they can't play.

Oh... okay... so you don't have any actual point and don't want any actual advice. Got it. I'll just carry on then.

Or, as I asked, you could give the actual Team Comp and we could help show you how to counter it. Like people do every single day.

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