I give up.

Niyumi·11/25/2017, 11:20:32 PM·5 votes·1,009 views

I tell you Illaoi is broken when she released, but no one could play her so they call her weak, and so we buff her into absurdity.

I tell you Ornn is broken, but everyone insists he's weak, so we buff him to the point that everybody is crying OP.

I tell you Poppy is fine when she launches, but again everyone cries about how weak she is, so we buff her and make her pick or ban for an entire season and then end up gutting her.

I tell you Camille is fine, but some LC$ asshole said she's broken so it MUST be true, and now she's never even played for how awful she is after being nerfed into the ground.

I tell you Taliyah is fine, but she's not easy to play and is obviously garbage, and then we buff her to pick or ban status for an entire season.

Now everyone is calling Zoe broken, when she's really worse off than most burst mages, and she's going to end up being gutted just like every other champ I ever enjoyed playing. Doesn't matter that she's entirely skillshots, one of the squishiest mids, and is telegraphed to the point it's impressive if you get hit... she requires you to actually think about what you're doing, and that's just not allowed. I've never once lost a lane to a Zoe, and I've lost plenty of lanes while playing her, but obviously she's just god tier.

But no one bats an eye when an ADC 1-2 shots people from 800 range, or when Veigar one shots, or when Pantheon just outplays you or anything like that. They're all totally fine.

19 Comments

Aatrox Mid 1v511/25/2017, 11:23:06 PM6 votes

Who are you again?

Taliyah Rocks11/25/2017, 11:36:41 PM5 votes

I stopped reading at "Illaoi is broken"

...like... lol... if you still think Illaoi is broken, there's nothing more to be said

Who is Taliyah11/26/2017, 12:56:27 AM1 votes

"Taliyah pick or ban"

[sg-ahri-3]

Rins Thigh Socks11/26/2017, 1:53:44 AM1 votes

That feel when the midlaner is launching 2 second stuns up to 2000 units through the fog of war and the second she lands one you die but it's balanced because a Silver boards member hasn't lost lane to her.