5 reasons why your mid laner hates you *bot lane* (inspired by sky williams)

1-If our enemy laner gets even a SLIGHT LEAD you blame it all on us

You say it is completely one hundred percent our fault and type "GG, enemy mid laner fed" when in reality i'm simply 0 1 0 and they are 1 0 0. Like fuck give me a break, I will catch up, hell might even kill the kid right now. Hell I bet if you were facing this guy you would be 0 3 0. You think it's easy being a constant one v one battle? Let's see you come up here bot lane, or mr jungler who afk farms. (top laners rarely flame mid laners, we share a majority of the same pains)

2-You expect us to roam permanently as if we are a second jungler.

While yes good mid laners roam when they got the chance, you also gotta realize, cough cough bot lane. We gotta farm too, we gotta try to put damage on turrets, and hell half the time when bot or top lane is asking for a gank it isn't always a good time. Sometimes I even roam and you shub the lane up the tower. I'm just level 6 with only half a item completed, what you expect me to do? Pull off some Faker level tower dive? No in reality if I go to you're pushed lane, it's me waiting in a bush that is probabbly warded, while the enemy team plays safe as they know im missing and we accomplish nothing as I just missed 10-20 minions and a good backing opportunity.

3-You never respect our MIAS

Sometimes I wonder why I even have a Ping button. You guys sure as hell spam me when I forget to MIA but even when I do use it, and hell even use chat to warn the lanes some how your butt still gets caught by my opponent. God forbid you actually played safer for a minute and respect the fact you may possibly get ganked soon. Which brings me to my 4th point

4-Demands of Counter Roaming

Pinging that my enemy mid laner is missing, should be GOOD ENOUGH to keep the entire team safe. I tell you where they are more then likely going, you back up to your turret while I Put some damage onto the enemies turret. That is what should Idealisticly happen, but nope you keep playing ham anyways then complain in why you died. Would it be nice if I got in the perfect roam to give you a tripple kill bot? Yeah it would, but hey would also be nice if you guys actually warded and listened to team information.

5-You afk farm your lane and never group

The majority of mid laners are GASP mid game power spike champions, yet when its time to group to abuse said power spike you guys will just afk farm your lane, top laners also guilty of doing this. Even when you allready won lane and took tower and just do nothing. Just farm, get caught randomly, die, and next thing you know despite after we begged for a group team fight at mid or dragon pit. The enemy team now has a lead over us, and our power spike has now sizzled out, and it's now time for the late game carries on our team to shine, now making it somewhat outside our control to carry.

That is all for now, hope my fellow mid laners got a kick out of this :3 feel free to post your own if you have any. (keep it mid lane struggles related)