I think Fiora needs buffs...

...Cause she can't 1v5 successfuly as Riot wants her to

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It's hard to be calm while writing about this "thing". You have been warned.

I Just had very unfun game against this bruiser build "thing". I've won, so you guys could say "what's the problem?". Problem is: I don't feel like playing anymore. I feel exhausted. This 1 game took all of my insides and squeezed and twisted them.

Me, Galio, with Thornmail and some Armor runes/masteries with activated bulwark. Couldn't run away Couldn't damage her (thanks Riposte, Bruiser build and life steal) Couldn't aim skillshot (thanks her new bullshit Q) Couldn't survive

Our poor teammate, Master Yi.. He could run away at least..

Anyways: To win this game we had to jump and hit Fiora with everthing our team had. 5v1. And we only won because enemy team didn't even feel like helping Fiora out. Laughably, even 1v5 Fiora always managed to kill at least 1 guy.

I have some serious questions about logic behind Fiora:

Why her ultimate AOE heals? Even Janna has weaker heal on her ultimate. Why she has permament slow? Isn't that Frozen Mallets job? Why she has permament movement speed buff? Isn't that Phages job? Why she deals %max HP? It was shown on few occasions how unhealthy mechanic it is. Why she deals TRUE DAMAGE on top of %max HP? To go with "duelist" theme?

If everything she received from Riot is because of "duelist" theme then here are some of my ideas I'm willing to sell to balance team or anyone responsible of adding Fiora level of bullshit to the game:

1. If Fiora and teammate kills enemy: a) Fiora instantly dies because of disgrace (DUELIST THEME!!!11111) b) Kill is denied, enemy returns to life (DUELIST THEME!!!11111)
2. Jax receives true damage. Preferably %max health too.
3. Yi's true damage also is changed to %max health
4. Every Movement Speed slow also slows Attack speed. Cause why the fk no?
5. Remove armor. Because it's obviously obsolete stat.
6. Add %max health true damage modifier. Similar to crit, but fucks you twice as hard
7. Every champion gets AoE heal after kill. Or even better! TRUE DAMAGE AoE heal!
8. Champions that beats duelists (mainly Fiora) should be nerfed.
9. Or Fiora buffed

Ok, it was fun and relaxing.

If you got this far I have 4 questions to you guys to think about:

1. Why is Fiora allowed to be this piece of unbalanced bullshit, while Kog'Maw gets nerfed ASAP on next patchnotes? (just FYI, Kog gets nerfs just because of attack speed jumped from Q->W making Q useless skill)
2. Old Evelynn ultimate gave her: MS buff & Health. It was relatively on low CD and reset on enemy deaths (no assists/kills needed). It was deemed OP. But I guess 4x %HP True damage, MS buff AND AoE HEAL is fine?
3. We have more than 1 Duelist in this game. But it's fine to shit on them just to promote new failed rework.
4. I've mentioned Evelynns old ultimate. What about her current Ultimate?

AoE slow shitty shield shitty damage On CD 150/120/90 seconds

An assassin gets piece of garbage tank-ultimate on overly-inflated CD just to make her double as useless in teamfight, but new and shiny "DUELIST" gets to have everything she doesn't need just to give her more power she shouldn't have (and AoE heal as a bonus) on 40s lower CD.

If that's how Reworks work, then please rework:

Urgot Evelynn Teemo Shaco

In the same

true damage %max health perma MS boost perma slow bruiser/tank build free life steal tons of AA cancels massive AoE heal

fashion

Thanks for reading, god bless you all (except dude responsible of this "thing").