I dare all you P.O.S's to read ALL of my Post and not disagree with me
So yeah. My buddy gets 7-3 in his promos and gets bronze 1.
I get 7-3 with AMAZING stats and I get bronze 3...
Last season I fought tooth and nail to get to silver in the preseason... so Basically I was silver last season...
Thanks riot... Just....just.... forget you and forget your broken money grubbing system....
1st match lost: I went 9-0 in my lane but our team didn't work together aparently cause their mid, jg, and bot adc all had 6 kills each by the time I got my 9-0 so yeah we lost that
2nd match lost: We were up by 6 kills early game and our top mal Dc'd and we lost 4 on 5
3rd match lost: A genuine loss. But LCS players lose too soo everyone losses
And just in case some anti-bronze assholes wanna tell me I didn't do good enough here are my 10 ranked game stats
Game 1:
12/11/2 DEFEAT (first match lost)
Game 2:
2/2/23 VICTORY
Game 3:
1/4/21 VICTORY
Game 4:
8/2/7 VICTORY
Game 5:
9/2/4 VICTORY
Game 6:
8/0/7 VICTORY
Game 7:
7/2/5 VICTORY
Game 8:
5/4/1 DEFEAT (Second loss with Mal Dc'ing)
Game 9:
1/7/10 DEFEAT (Genuine loss, Pan top counters kennen)
Game 10:
11/2/12 VICTORY
SO RIOT You're telling me that when I finally got to silver last "pre" season
And after I won 70% of my games, where I was matched with, last season, silver players thank you very much.
And after I only went negative in my KDA twice even with the 3 losses
And after I literally went with no more than 2 deaths in all my Victories (except for when I played supp ali with 4 deaths :O whoopi-do)
AFTER ALL THAT YOU"RE GOING TO TELL ME IM BRONZE FUCKING 3???
**Complete Rant is coming so continue if you dare. The point of this post is the upper half. The part where Riot bitched slapped me and spat in my eye for the time and money I gave them. **
Puts me against silver... and I beat the shit outa them and I get put into bronze.
LOL im moving on
I honestly hope upon all hope that another gaming company with more standards than broken ass systems comes along and replaces this Monopoly that Riot has on the MOBA universe
Honestly they release champs that are broken as balls so the players spend more money on getting them and getting skins and buying rune pages for them and buying special wards to make you feel like a badass right.
And then they give us an update every couple weeks where the broken ass champ changes into a new broken ass champ and the CYCLE REPEATS
Not to mention the the new champions that come out that are even more broken. The REVAMPED champs that become broken and the new updates and metas that make them even more broken. ALL MAKING YOU WANT TO BUY OR SPEND YOUR TIME ON EVERY SINGLE BROKEN CHAMP.
MONEY
Thats all Riot has become now. A half-ass money making machine. Could they honestly care about their fan base? They appeal only to PRO'S and the SHEEP that spend all their money on this game.
Tell me average league player how many times has you spent well over 60.00 on league? I know plenty of people that religiously buy 20 dollar cards every 2 weeks on their pay check.
SO lets take ONE player and see how much money Riot will get off them
SAY you're one of the many that I personally know, including partially myself, who puts in a lil ole 20 dollars once or twice a month.
Then you play league for 3 years
That boys and girls is 1,440.00 from one person in 3 years.
Now that sounds pretty crazy because you're saying to yourself, "well I don't spend that much... I've only done that a few times."
Well boyz and girls. That one single fan girl paid for the worth of 24 people buying a 60 dollar game.
Meaning that One retard can make up for 24 other smart people.
So in the course of your league career if you have ever spent more than 60.00 on this game than you have spent enough money to buy.
The Witch Hunter Destiny the Taken king Fallout 4 Fallout 3 Elder scrolls Skyrim Elder scrolls Oblivion Battlefront etc.
And for what?
A Game that raises your blood pressure and makes you want to slit the throats of all the trolls that ever come your way?
Im done with league. I've put too much time practicing my champs, learning the meta, adjusting masteries and runes and play styles. Learning how to be effective AT ANY ROLE. Learning to work with and depend on 4 other random retards who don't understand how to play
I've invested so much of my mother f'ing time and I have 0 to show for it.
Thanks riot cause you know for A FACT that the MAJORITY of the money YOU MAKE COMES FROM BRONZE and SILVER and GOLD players.
THe try hard no-lifes who get to Diamond and Challenger are the HUGE MINORITY
People complain about 90 minute waits cause no one is in the same league because of how little the population of league exists on the higher branches of the ladder.
THIS GAME IS NOT ABOUT SKILL AND HASN"T BEEN FOR A LONG TIME this game is about TIME ONLY
MOVING UP THE LADDER
YOu'll get about 20 points maybe for a single win from points 0-100 for ranked matches. So 5 wins = 100 points, lets do the math
1 match equals roughly 20-50 min so we'll go with 35 min in the calculation. Meaning that this number can be much much higher or or lower.
BRONZE 5 That is 5 wins in a row = 2 hours and 15 minutes Then 2 out of 3 to move to next ladder = 1 hour and 10 min BRONZE 4 Then 5 wins to get to series = 2 hours and 15 min Then again 2 out of 3 = 1 hour and 10 min BRONZE 3 5 wins = 2 hours 15 min 2 out of 3 = 1 hour 10 min BRONZE 2 5 wins in a row = 2 hours and 15 min 2 out of 3 = 1 hour 10 min BRONZE 1 5 wins in a row = 2 hours and 15 min 3 out of 5 = 1 hour and 45 min SILVER 5
SO in total moving from Bronze 5 to SIlver 5 takes +/- 17.6 hours Not to mention the weeks it takes to get to lvl 30 and the weeks it takes to actually become good at this game to win those kinds of matches
SO if you WIN EVERY SINGLE MATCH (not including anti-smurf mechanics that move you up multiple ladders for the sake of technicallities) WITHOUT ONE SINGLE LOSS YOU WILL MOVE FROM BRONZE TO SILVER IN 17.6 hours of game play
So lets triple that because you will not win every game and you will not win every series and you may have a bad streak of luck and even move down a ladder soooo that'll make this
53 hours or 2 days and 5 hours of your time to move from bronze 5 to silver 5
Lets put that in the perspective of a job
You get paid 10 dollars and hour, that equals 530.00
Or school college classes are like what 1-2 hours once or twice a week?
So that would be roughly 25 weeks worth of a single class, which translates to 2.0833 Years worth of that particular subject.
SO IN THE 53 hours you spent playing league to get to silver 5. You could of done nearly 5 semesters of something you love to do. Art, programming, mechanics, etc. And could be moving places in life.
ALL IN ALL this game is a waste of my time, and a toxic poison to everyone who plays. If you're a super chill dude who just wants to have fun good luck cause losing sucks ass.... and 90% of all League players who are lvl 30 including riot employees know this.
This game is addicting, toxic, a blood sucking vampire of your money, blood pressure raising, POS that I will never play even close to "seriously" again.
*raises hand to crowd, and flips the bird.