An epiphany pertaining to League's balance.
When I'm playing my
boots and reviewing all my games. I realized something.
Marksmen carries

are not what make or break a game. They're all pretty well balanced (with the exception of 
).
The champions that actually influence the outcome of the game are the fucking supports

Then it hit me, the balance team actually does know what they're doing (except with
).
So good job with RIOT, keep doing what you're doing with everything (except what you've done with
).
TL;DR assassins can actually do their job if they clock in at the right time. The only item that breaks the balance is 
E evolved at level 6, in a better way with more resets, you can't deny it), R for even more self-peel and also deals a good amount of damage