When was the last time you went back to base and had 75 gold and an inventory slot?

Visigoth··2 votes·375 views

It's probably about 90% of the time. Especially early game. So hey buddy, but some wards™. That with 150 gold for 2 wards™, you can deny the enemy a way to gank you, meaning you have spent 150 gold to avoid giving the enemy 300. Meaning that puts your team ahead 150 gold.

BUT WAIT! You can also buy a item 3341 to kill enemy wards™, meaning now they are out 150 gold, and you just gained 60! And your jungler (assuming you aren't shoving to tower like a dick and they also aren't a tank or someone who can dive) can now gank them, meaning you get 300 gold! And the person who doesn't get the kill still gets 150!

Wards™ save lives. You place a ward™ in the river, oh shit Pantheon is ulting bot! Good thing we saw him from Bae item 2044 so now he's wasted his time and his ultimate, because you had vision. With vision, you could see the enemy low at their blue buff, sweet! Free kill and a buff!

And for just 100 gold you can buy our special PINK EDITION! item 2043 Pink Edition Ward™ also grants vision of all stealthed units! That's right fuck you Shaco Shaco! Additionally Pink Ward™ last forever until the enemy kills it. This mean buying a pink Ward™ first back could lead to a 30 minute Ward™. The Value!

Save lives, buy a Ward™

[Ward is copywritten and trademarked by Rito Gaems. All usage of Wards™ resulting in kills are to provide a 10 gold tax to Rito Gaems. Remember, it's not just map control, it's a Ward™!]

4 Comments

Strawberrycocoa1 votes

I try to be good and buy wards.

But I fail.

A lot.

Sepukuu is my only recourse now.

Centuros1 votes

30 minute ward, but only if you place it somewhere that you don't need vision of...

Visigoth1 votes

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30 minute ward, but only if you place it somewhere that you don't need vision of...

Anything is possible in bronze. You know the bush across red buff? I put one there at like 10 minutes and it lasted pretty much the rest of the game. You'd be surprised how many times people overlook wards. And when they do see it they have to spend a decent amount of time to hit it 5 times, meaning wherever they were heading, the enemy probably already got out.

RainbowIcee1 votes

uhmmm okay sure... Wards are cool... but i prioritize in pots and playing safe. I'm wrong in doing this on some scenarios and right on others. It's your call what's the best thing to do in the situation though. Unless i'm in bot lane then i almost always go for the ward. But usually i try not to over extend in solo lanes.

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