I just made a post about champions you wish you could play but couldnt, and while i was typing it i thought about this one too.
What champions can you NOT lane against no matter if you counter them or they are weak that patch or anything
For me its 
Khâmul4 votes
I can't lane against him, he is too handsome and i don't want to ruin his precious face
Rabblerouser3 votesYou an 
main?
As a main, we thank you for the compliment, but would prefer to see you at your best. :)
Mecha MaIphite4 votes players can go fuck themselves
R1NGW0LF4 votessince I mainly play support my biggest issue is pullers like 
and 
Rabblerouser3 votesStay behind minions. Ward brush.
Darkeus1 votesMost of us know that and easier said than done. Lol
Duke Anax2 votestry to watch their movement and guess wehn the next grab comes, a lot of players are really obvious about that.
EpicMusic2 votesI call them HOOKERS. Heh
GemCrash4 votes
(I don't know how to stop them farming)
can beat her **sometimes **in laning, still gonna comeback with farms no matter what
Kukan Seishin4 votes I permaban him, he is broken af and no one realizes it
Bishasaurus Flex3 votes[{quoted}](name=Jargon Wan,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=Lh43EoEG,comment-id=0014,timestamp=2017-02-02T18:41:13.013+0000)
Eh, just dodge his hooks. They come from his right hand. Or just stay behind minions...or pick morgana
Kukan Seishin2 votesI don't like having to burn flash or a mobility spell say I am on 
which has a long cd while blitz is like, well i missed, guess I have to wait 8 more seconds
LordGeovanni1 votesif blitz aims directly for you walking to left makes his hook easy to dodge because it comes from his right hand if he aims to either side and you dont see where its going you got out played. its a gimmick move that is completely neutralized by engageing on his team with yours.
Brain Errör 4043 votes
I don't think I have ever, in my entire life of league, won against this champ. On multiple champs.
I don't even know what the f*** this champ is. He's pure cancer.
DunkinNoobs1 votes
I don't think I have ever, in my entire life of league, won against this champ. On multiple champs.
Irelia is busted 1v1. Her only real weak point is lvls 1-3, but shes still given enough tools to survive even the hardest of lanes. And once she has Sheen and ult? You're fucking done unless you're multiple kills up by then. Enormous damage, enormous sustain, targeted gap closer and targeted CC, gigantic power spike at Triforce, and doesn't really fall off until 30+ minutes.
Aquafuge1 voteswell at least i dont feel too bad , i really hate Irelia, never thought i'd dislike a good spanking from a woman.
Spârky2 votes
and sometimes 
Thief of Space2 votes
In laning phase is why.
This guy is easily the new Teemo ever since he came out.
Tilts me when I fight her.
When playing a melee support, can't catch this slippery kiddo.
AgeOfTheMage1 votesdon't forget, 3 of those champs take away almost all your health with their q
Skorch2 votesAnd all 3 are Nami [slayer-jinx-wink]
AgeOfTheMage2 votes
dont even TRY winning lane
... not even gonna say anything
oh, she landed her q, now i'm dead
oh, she landed her q, now i'm dead
oh cool, i won the whole entire lane against you gets 1 shot
..... RANGED POKE RANGED POKE RANGED POKE
oh cool, i won the whole entire lane against you gets 1 shot
i swear to god if i see another flamespitter i'm gonna quit
much skill, very talented
RANGED POKE RANGED POKE RANGED POKE
Friendly Ram1 votes if i here fiery spirit of the yordle inferno one more time this lane i'm going to become the jungler.
AgeOfTheMage2 votesyep. "oh but he'll overheat" and AA for for just as much "just poke him down" oh, he has a shield "he has low mobility" he has a speedboost, and 2 slows please, do tell how he's an acceptable champion gets downvoted by rumble mains
Friendly Ram2 votes
percent health+ true damage should not be on the same ability.
LordGeovanni1 votesyou a tank fuck you because i got % health damage, true damage and crit the 3 things that fuck you in one build.
Friendly Ram1 votesand cc because fuck me.
Incarceration2 votes Brain dead shit champion. First time Ahri, 14/5. Please....
I have to play LeBlanc to stand any chance against this bitch.
Lexyy2 votesBlitz.
I hate that champion. I mean i know how to dodge and stay behind minions. But one wrong step and you're dead. And I usually get adc who gets pulled 10 times in first 5 min, so yeah it sucks.
Uh and also Lux. I hate that champion so freaking much. She has everything.
Darkeus2 votesI have problems with the hooking Supports, and
And I usually ban out because of her superior range. I am a Support main.
Rabblerouser1 votesThis actually got me thinking... the only one I genuinely have a lot of trouble against is the little devil himself 
. MAYBE 
to a lesser extent.
Then again, I'm just now learning top... so... that might not help. But basically ANY of the mindgame champs and champs that force you to adapt to THEIR more unique styles of play.
even if Shaco isn't a lane.
Duke Anax2 votesI had a lot of trouble with Teemo too, until i figured out, he got an insane poke, but almost no duelling.
If you try to play games with him you will loose, but if you simply go ham (and can stick to him) he implodes.
Skorch2 votes
And there goes teemo.
Thief of Space1 votes
Bonus round: 
Harass? What Harass? Against Ofc.
AgeOfTheMage4 votesoh, you're teemo?
;) ;) ;)
warpenguin5551 votes
would be on this list too but you don't actually lane against him he just runs around behind your turret.
Tips vs these guys would be much appreciated
Bishasaurus Flex1 votesGalio into fizz is pretty good, just save your W for when he activates W. Fizz out damages Galio early so try to freeze lane on your side and harass back with Q after he troll poles. Post 6 Fizz loses hard.
Skorch1 votesDont own Galileo, but at the same time, I could add Galileo into that list because FUCK GALIO
AgeOfTheMage1 votesno one ever plays him XD
Skorch1 votesBut when someone does it hurts
Aquafuge1 votesGalio is an anti mage tank, his passive gives him %50 of his MR as AP, his shield heals him when damage is taken, his Q is an AOE slow, and his E is an AOE directional speed buff. His biggest weakness is his cooldowns and that he is a melee champ.
bageli11 111 votes just... CAN'T LANE AGAINST THIS HENTAI BITCH
Now he's low health. Now he's not. what kind of passive is more broken than his ok i like mid lane i like mages and ranged champions but i dont like some psycho samurai dashing and yelling all day, blocking all my damage, and as a tank main his god damn armor pen from ult.... i just tilt by just watching him at champ select no matter what team, double critchance is even worse than hitler.** I HATE THESE CHAMPIONS SO MUCH**
Skorch1 votesVlad is actually my favorite passive in the game.
BTW how did you find this post?
bageli11 111 votesA good post to see hatred for some champions
( I hate )
A better post imo is the opposite, the champions you love laning against
Yuuuuu1 votesMine are
Fuck this champ piece of shit
Where did my hp go
NO JUST NO
Skorch1 votesHow the hell did you find this post? its a month old XD. And yeah they are annoying
Alex h87211 votes If im playing any melee champ. because fuck me being able to go into lane without getting quickely poked down by turrets and poked by missiles.
Oh and forget about trying to all in unless you can somehow 100-0 him b/c he'll just stun you and kite/nuke you. Little asshole doesnt even have to come to the middle of the lane... ever.
EndlessSorcerer1 votesBased on the Season In Review, I apparently had a 27% win rate against Sion (ithat is, when he was in the game rather than specifically laning against me).
While I'm not sure how many games that involved, it helped motivate me to learn how to play Sion.
PermabannedGaren1 votesTop:
Jungle: 
Mid: No one in particular.
Support: 
(and no, not just because she happens to be OP right now)
ADC: No one I can think of.