Little balance tip here, Riot.
If a champion's kit is so fucking absurd that you can't beat them without CC locking them (read: TOTALLY RENDERING THEIR KIT UNUSABLE), newsflash, that kit is broken as hell!
and so on.
Seriously, just pull your head out of your fucking ass and think with something other than your wallet, just once. Please. Think for a second about all the things you say about counterplay: if a champion's only counterplay is to either go nowhere near them or render their kit entirely unusable, is that champion really even remotely balanced? Hm. You talk so much about hating champions with no counterplay, and hating "ball of stat" champs, yet here's a handful of champions who are just that -- add in every ADC that does nothing but AA, and you have a whole lot of fucking stupidity.
But hey, you "care about your product"